The Best 11 Sweeper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sweeper jokes. There are some sweeper custodian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sweeper broom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sweeper Jokes and Puns

What do you call the janitors of the CIA?

Sweeper Agents

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The grim sweeper

What did Hitler call his janitor?

Mein Sweeper

What do you call a small group of terrorists pretending to be janitors?

A sweeper cell.

Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.


As Jeff the street sweeper says "A clean place is not where one sweeps, but where one doesn't litter"

That's why he traded in his broom for a shotgun.

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

A man was born a street sweeper and dies a street sweeper. What do they say at his funeral?

From ashes to ashes, to dust to dust. Sweep dreams, old friend.

What did Hitler call his broom?

Mein Sweeper

What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common?

They're both famous dykes.

What do you call a custodian in Russia?

A Sweeper Agent.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sweeper roomba jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sweeper specialize piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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