Swedish Ikea Jokes
17 swedish ikea jokes and hilarious swedish ikea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swedish ikea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Swedish Ikea Short Jokes
Short swedish ikea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swedish ikea humour may include short ikea furniture jokes also.
- So I'm in Ikea.... ...and I ask the salesperson, "Is this a finished desk?"
and she says, "No, it's Swedish."
(edited to make more better) - The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car.
- I hate it when people tell me the're going to a Swedish furniture shop Does it look like Ikea?
- A man is on his way back from IKEA, his wife phones him and says are you bringing some dinner back? He replies Yes love, I've picked up a Swedish meatball selection, and ITS COMING HOME!
- Had an argument with a Swedish man The other day, a Swedish man called me racist and a believer of stereotypes...
So Ikea'd his car. - Did you hear about the Swedish t**... attack? It was orchestrated by the t**... group IKEA.
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Swedish Ikea One Liners
Which swedish ikea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swedish ikea? I can suggest the ones about swede and ikea assembly.
- Just been diagnosed with Swedish flat pack syndrome. Sadly I have no IKEA what it means.
- I speak Swedish with an Ikea accent.
- Ikea Meatballs There certainly a sweDISH
- Ikea is Swedish for DIY
- What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs
Swedish Ikea Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about swedish ikea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean norwegian swede jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swedish ikea pranks.
My dad just called a family meeting.
Me, mum, my two brothers, my sister and grandma hurried into the living room and gathered round an IKEA box laying on the floor.
"Dad, it's some flat pack furniture, what do you need the whole family for?" I asked.
"Well, it must be these strange Swedish customs", he replies, "It says assembly required".