The Best 7 Swedes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swedes jokes. There are some swedes ikea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swedes swedish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swedes Jokes and Puns

What do you call an investment partnership run by friendly Swedes?

a Hej Fund

Joke About Swedes

Two swedes found a mirror on the side of the road. One of the guys looked at and said

"Hey, I have seen this person before"

The other one took the mirorer, and looked at it and said

"Idiot! it's only me"

Do you know why so many swedes believe in reincarnation?

Because they are going to be Bjorn again.

Swedes joke, Do you know why so many swedes believe in reincarnation?

Apparently 2 in 5 Swedes are conceived in an IKEA bed, which is unbelievable to me,

because those stores are very well lit.

Five swedish men in a pool

The swedes were swimming and suddenly a condom popped to the surface of the water.

Directly one of the mans asks: "who farted?"


Why do Norwegians and Swedes put bar codes on their military ships?

So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

The Swedes discovered the space:

IKEA is now I K E A

Swedes joke, The Swedes discovered the space:

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swedes scandinavian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swedes barcodes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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