Sweden Norway Jokes

Funniest Sweden Norway Short Jokes

Short sweden norway jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sweden norway humour may include short norwegian swede jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.
2. Why do Norway, Sweden, and Finland put QR codes on their military vessels? So they can Scandinavian as they return.
3. The white-throated dipper is the national bird of Norway, the mute swan is Denmark's, and the blackbird is Sweden's, these are the Scandinavians.
4. A Trans-Nordic race was planned to pass through Norway, Sweden, and Finland, ending at the Russian border. But everyone stopped at the Finnish line instead.
5. Although relations between the two countries have improved over the years, there's still a lot of bad blood between Finland and Norway. It's called Sweden.
6. The kings of Sweden and denmark are having a press conference today The king of Norway will also say a fjords
7. Only Scandinavian Joke they will laugh at What's the difference between Norway and Sweden?
   Sweden has a nice neighbor.
8. What did the Scandinavian girl say when asked if she wanted to move? "There is Norway I want to leave my little Sweden to Finland somewhere else."
9. TIL there's only one thing Sweden and Denmark has that Norway doesn't. A nice neighbor country.
10. I invited my two friends over for a party as I was trying to Sweden my s**... life, but my wife said "Norway!" So Dan, Mark and I had our 3-way as usual.

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Sweden Norway One Liners

Which sweden norway one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sweden norway? I can suggest the ones about swede and norwegian navy.

1. When does a race through Norway and Sweden end? When you cross the Finnish line.
2. How do you boat North from Sweden? You can't. There's Norway.
3. Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Sweden Norway Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sweden norway you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swedish ikea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sweden norway pranks.