Sweden Jokes
90 sweden jokes and hilarious sweden puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sweden that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you know the difference between Sweden's northern neighbor Norway, its southern neighbor Denmark and how it fares in the football world? Discover all this and more through the funny collection of Sweden jokes that will make you laugh out loud and bring a smile to your face. Whether you are a fan of Scandinavia or just a comedy enthusiast, join us for a good time.
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Funniest Sweden Short Jokes
Short sweden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sweden humour may include short danish jokes also.
- The ceo of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
- In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
- The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
- What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden? The average intelligence of both countries goes up.
- I'm thinking about opening up a swedish restaurant but my chef isn't actually Swedish Do you think anyone will notice I'm using an artificial Swedener on my food?
- Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.
- I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden... I realised that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
- Breaking News: The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
- What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native? An artificial swedener
Badum tss. - Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.
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Sweden One Liners
Which sweden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sweden? I can suggest the ones about sweden norway and swede.
- CEO of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden He is currently assembling his cabinet.
- What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners
- how do you get from sweden to russia? you cross the finnish line
- Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him.
- Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden It's an IKEA joke...some assembly required
- Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
- What do you call someone who immigrates to Sweden? An artifical swedener
- Why do Scandinavian kids visit candy stores the most? Because it's really Sweden there.
- When does a race through Norway and Sweden end? When you cross the Finnish line.
- What is the best part about living in Sweden Well, the flag is a big plus.
- What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin
- What do you call a robot from Sweden? An artificial Swedener.
- I'd like to go to Sweden But I can't a-fjord it.
- I've been considering moving to Sweden because of their flag... ...it's a big plus.
- What do you call people migrating to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners.
Sweden Norway Jokes
Here is a list of funny sweden norway jokes and even better sweden norway puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do Norway, Sweden, and Finland put QR codes on their military vessels? So they can Scandinavian as they return.
- The white-throated dipper is the national bird of Norway, the mute swan is Denmark's, and the blackbird is Sweden's, these are the Scandinavians.
- A Trans-Nordic race was planned to pass through Norway, Sweden, and Finland, ending at the Russian border. But everyone stopped at the Finnish line instead.
- Although relations between the two countries have improved over the years, there's still a lot of bad blood between Finland and Norway. It's called Sweden.
- The kings of Sweden and denmark are having a press conference today The king of Norway will also say a fjords
- How do you boat North from Sweden? You can't. There's Norway.
- Only Scandinavian Joke they will laugh at What's the difference between Norway and Sweden?
Sweden has a nice neighbor. - What did the Scandinavian girl say when asked if she wanted to move? "There is Norway I want to leave my little Sweden to Finland somewhere else."
- Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
- TIL there's only one thing Sweden and Denmark has that Norway doesn't. A nice neighbor country.
Denmark Sweden Jokes
Here is a list of funny denmark sweden jokes and even better denmark sweden puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When Sweden play Denmark in the World Cup the scoreboard will show SWE DEN... I wonder what happens when Nigeria play Germany?
- If a man is born in Sweden, grows up in Denmark, lives in Finland and dies in Germany, what is he? Dead of course.
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What funny jokes about sweden you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fjord jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sweden pranks.
When I first moved to Sweden.
I was told to expect polar bears and n**... women everywhere. But what a complete rip-off! I haven't seen a single polar bear!
I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden...
but the flag is a big plus.
Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to s**... their kids.
Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay.
Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks.
They have no idea where the baby is.
People in Sweden keep telling me how great it is living there...
But I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome.
What's the best thing about Sweden?
I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world.
Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american"
Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*
It's too soon to make jokes about the Sweden t**... Attack
We should wait for it to happen first.
TIL that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
Who the f**...'s going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?
What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden?
The average IQ of both countries increase.
I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.
I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".
What Lives in Sweden has Scars and Guards
The Skarsgard Family
What do they call pork in Sweden?
Pjork
I've been living in Sweden for a long time and it's been quite comfortable…
…but then it might just be Stockholm syndrome.
TIL that Swedish Fish are actually shaped like Sweden, not fish.
Yeah, it turns out the fish part is a red herring.
I hear immigrating to Sweden is tough.
They only let the right ones in.
Just watching the Germany Sweden game and there's a Swedish player called lustig
that's funny.
I invited my two friends over for a party as I was trying to Sweden my s**... life, but my wife said "Norway!"
So Dan, Mark and I had our 3-way as usual.
I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.
The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.
Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
All this talk recently about following the Swedish model
I tried following a Swedish model one time. Apparently, Sweden has restraining orders, too...
I've just been reading that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
And I'm thinking,
"Who the f**...'s going to let me know when it's raining in Sweden?"
So there was a marathon in Sweden...
...that went all the way to the eastern border. I guess you could say the race ended at the Finnish line.
I heard that by law you have to turn on your lights when it's raining in Sweden
How the h**... am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?!
My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties
Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?
What do you call an i**... immigrant living in Sweden?
An artificial Swedener
The CEO of IKEA was elected as president of Sweden
I hear he's still assembling his cabinet
If your business doesn't take off in The netherlands…
Perhaps you should try to Sweden the deal.
An Australian is aboard the wrong airplane
The flight attendant approaches them and says I'm so sorry. I'm not sure how this mix-up happened but this plane is arriving in an entirely different country than your intended destination.
The Australian says No way.
The flight attendant replies Sweden, actually.
Just found out that the boss of IKEA is the new Prime Minister of Sweden
He's still assembling his new cabinet
What would happen if Sweden invaded the country to the East of them?
They would cross the Finnish line.
