The Best 7 Sweatpants Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sweatpants jokes. There are some sweatpants jeans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sweatpants pullover puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sweatpants Jokes and Puns

When I was a kid, for Christmas I asked for something to wear and something to play with ..

So my father gave me a pair of sweatpants and cut the pockets out.

Why did the guy wear sweatpants to his prom?

Strictly Ballroom.

Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.

But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife.

(A lingerie joke) How does a redneck know how to put on sweatpants?

The cigarette holes go in the front.

I wanted to get sweatpants for my dog but dogs don't sweat

So I got her pantpants.


I didn't have any clean compression shorts so I wore regular underwear and sweatpants to the gym.

I guess you could say my panties are in a bunch

A Sad Attempt

Q: After getting fired from his job at the painting factory, why did Claude Monet wear sweatpants every day for 2 straight weeks?
A: He didn't have anyone to Impress.

Q: What did the social outcast crow say when none of the other crows would let her join their cliques?
A: Someone please murder me.

Q: In the movie The 6th Day, what did Arnold Schwarzenegger's character say when he found out that his wife had cheated on him with his clone?
A: I'm going to kill myself.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sweatpants shirt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sweatpants parka piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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