Hilarious Sweating Like Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal.
But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
With a grim look on his face, my doctor told me I had onomatopoeia. Breaking in to a cold sweat, I gasped, What's that?!
He whispered, It's exactly what it sounds like.
My first s**... experience was a lot like my first foot ball game.
There was a lot of sweat and blood but at least my dad came.
I can't stand Pilates because it's too much like s**....
I sweat, muscles hurt, and then there's a woman yelling at me that I'm not doing it right.
George Bush was receiving his daily report from his Defense Secretary.
During the report, the secretary said; And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. George suddenly went pale, put his head in his hands and began to sweat profusely.
His staff was astounded. They had never seen the president react like this to such a small loss. Then, after he had recovered slightly, the president brought his head up and quietly asked the aide next to him, "Just how many in a brazilian?"
How are you doing? the doctor asked, as his pregnant patient gasped, sweated, and panted in pain...
She could not even get a sentence out, so great was her discomfort:
"I don't!..... [gasp]... can't!......[grunt] ... don't!..... [cry]..."
"Hmmmm. Sounds like your contractions are a few seconds apart."
General approaches the Bugler
The General went to the company Bugler.
I understand that you're something of a composer. One of my senior officers has been run over by a tank, and I'd like you to write a f**... dirge for him.
No sweat.
What key will you compose it in?
It would be fitting to use A flat major.
date: i like a lot of music but i'm really into rock
me: [trying to impress her] oh yeah me too
date: really? what's your favorite subgenre?
me: [visibly sweating] d-dwayne johnson
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
"You are what you eat," they say... Oh really???
If so, then my spaghetti is fabulous and incredibly smart, made of extra-ordinary wheat with its own weird sense of humor, dancing salsa when nobody's watching and sweating its little spaghetti pants off while doing calisthenics.
I will never e**... spaghetti the same way ever again...
What's your pasta like? ;)
People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal.
But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
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I'm sweating like an anti-penne rally...
A nerd was walking home from the comic book store and tripped over a green lantern.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. "Three wishes, kid. You know the drill." The kid thought about it for only a second and said, "I want to be just like Batman." "No sweat," said the genie, "I'll be back for your two other wishes after I'm finished with your parents."
Sweating like a lost goat wandering past a hungry Bedouin.
I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard.
I'm talking day-in and day-out just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
I tried a fragrance called "Arizona Feeling"
Smelled like sweat.
Sweating like Shaq
You thought I was gonna say at the free throw line didn't you.
