Swaying Jokes
7 swaying jokes and hilarious swaying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swaying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Swaying Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
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An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping in the sky.
One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him for com- fort. Can't you do something? she demanded. I'm sorry, ma'am, said the reverend gently. I'm in sales, not management.
A Man Walks Into A Bar.....
He says to the bartender gimme a shot of whiskey. He get's it and downs it. He then says get me a glass of whiskey, he get's that and downs it. Then he asks for a pint of whiskey, the bartender says "Well he won't down this one" the guy downs it. by now he's swaying and staggering, he then asks for two pints of whiskey. The bartender says "Why are you downing all these whiskeys so fast?" the guy replies "Because I've only got 50 pence"
What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?
A rocking Cher.
What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?
You pull the trigger again.
The 2020 Election isn't going to be determined by Hanging Chads...
...but by Swaying Karens.
What was the name of the Greek hero who couldn't stop swaying from side to side?
Oscillates
I'm not even going to apologise for this one.
A Sailor stands at the bar having a drink, swaying back and forth.
A Mexican man notices this, approaches the sailor and asks him'
"Ey, Mang, why you move'n back n' forth like that?"
The sailor responds "Well, I spend the past 20 years on a Naval ship at sea. I suppose my body just got used to motion"
The Mexican man replies "Okay mang, but I got thirteen kids, you don't see me a walkin' like this" (Swinging hips back and forth)
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