The Best 10 Swatter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swatter jokes. There are some swatter cockroach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swatter fly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swatter Jokes and Puns

How do you tell male flies from female flies?

After dinner a wife comes into the kitchen and sees her husband sitting at the dinner table with a fly swatter and asks what he is doing.

Husband: I'm killing flies. I already got two male flies and three females.

Wife: How do you know whether they are male or female.

Husband: Well, I got two on my beer and three on my wallet.

A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day...

It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?", she asked.

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh, Killing any?" she asked.

"Yup. 3 males. 2 females" He responded.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on the beer can, and 2 were on the phone"

*Incredible*

Swatter joke, A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband...

My wife asked what I was up to in the kitchen with the fly swatter.,

I said, killing flies

she replies, killed any?

Yes , I said, 3 males & 2 females

Intrigued she asks, how do you know the sex?

Well, easy, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter...

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


A woman walks into the kitchen...

And sees her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"Killing flies?" She asked.

"Yep, two males and three females," he responded.

"How can you tell?"

"Easy, the boys were on the beer and the girls were on the phone!"

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Swatter joke, How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.

"Waddaya doin?" She asked. 
"Huntin Flies" He responded. 
"Oh. Kill any?" She asked. 
"Yep, 3 blokes, 2 sheilas," he replied. 
Intrigued, she asked. "How'd ya know that?" 
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

I was in the kitchen with a fly swatter...

... when my wife walked in.

"What are you doing?"

"Swatting flies."

"Get any?"

"Three males, 2 females."

"How can you tell the males from the females?"

"Three on a beer can. Two on the phone."

Fly Swatter

A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says "What are you doing?"

He replies: "I'm chasing the flies..."
She asks "Did you kill them?"

He says "As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males and 2 females

Intrigued, she asks him: "How do you make the difference between females and males?"

He answers: "3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swatter appliance jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swatter eagle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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