Swat Team Jokes

Funniest Swat Team Short Jokes

Short swat team jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swat team humour may include short swat jokes also.

1. When I die, I want the Uvalde police SWAT team to be my pallbearers. That way, they can let me down like they let their entire city down.
2. This just in, giant fly attacking the city The SWAT team has been called in to deal with the situation
3. We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly... ... So we called the SWAT team.
4. During the summer a local police station developed a mosquito problem They deployed the swat team.
5. What's the differnce between donuts and dead kids? A swat team doesn't break down my door over donuts.
6. ted cruz, greg abbott, and the uvalde swat team run into a bar because they heard a car backfire
7. What does the SWAT team listen to on the way to work? The Raid-eo.
   (I'll be here all night, folks)
8. Ever hear about the South African SWAT team? They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.
9. A women caught a bee in her house... She called the SWAT team.
10. I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team

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Swat Team One Liners

Which swat team one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swat team? I can suggest the ones about swatting fly and police squad.

1. (OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!
2. If a villain wanted to kill Antman and wasp…. Would they call in the SWAT team?
3. A fly is buzzing around a cop, why doesn't he kill it? That's what the swat team is for!
4. How did the chief of police solve his fly infestation problem? He called the SWAT team
5. A giant fly has attacked the city. Quick! Somebody call the swat team!
6. Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team
7. What does the US government use to kill flies? They use a S.W.A.T team
8. What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
9. A giant fly has attacked the local Police Station Police have called in the SWAT team
10. Who you gonna call when attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes? The Swat Team
11. How do cops get rid of flies? They call in a S.W.A.T. team
12. Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team
13. There was a fly in my home. So I called the SWAT team.
14. What's every SWAT team leader's favourite chess move? C4
15. What do you you call a group of people running around with fly swatters? SWAT team.

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What funny jokes about swat team you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean squad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swat team pranks.