Swat Jokes

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Funniest Swat Short Jokes

Short swat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swat humour may include short swarm jokes also.

1. Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing.
2. When I die, I want the Uvalde police SWAT team to be my pallbearers. That way, they can let me down like they let their entire city down.
3. This just in, giant fly attacking the city The SWAT team has been called in to deal with the situation
4. Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, but if you swat it with a newspaper it would die instantly This shows how toxic the media is
5. My dad always told me that if a bee is bothering you, stare at it intently instead of trying to swat it. Because ….seeing is bee leaving.
6. We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly... ... So we called the SWAT team.
7. Can anyone tell me the natural predator for young goats? When I try to look it up I just get swatted
8. During the summer a local police station developed a mosquito problem They deployed the swat team.
9. What's the differnce between donuts and dead kids? A swat team doesn't break down my door over donuts.
10. What's something twitch streamers and Mosquitoes have in common? They both hate being swatted.

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Swat One Liners

Which swat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swat? I can suggest the ones about patrol and swung.

1. What does SWAT stand for… … in Texas?
   Stand, Wait, Act Tough
2. (OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!
3. If a villain wanted to kill Antman and wasp…. Would they call in the SWAT team?
4. A fly is buzzing around a cop, why doesn't he kill it? That's what the swat team is for!
5. How did the chief of police solve his fly infestation problem? He called the SWAT team
6. A giant fly has attacked the city. Quick! Somebody call the swat team!
7. Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team
8. What does the US government use to kill flies? They use a S.W.A.T team
9. What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
10. You're police with Special weapons and tactics Harry I'm a SWAT?
11. A giant fly has attacked the local Police Station Police have called in the SWAT team
12. Annoying Youtubers are like flies They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.
13. Who you gonna call when attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes? The Swat Team
14. Why can't house flies stream on twitch? Because they would immediately get swatted.
15. Let's not forget the main victims of swatting Houseflies

Swat Team Jokes

Here is a list of funny swat team jokes and even better swat team puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• ted cruz, greg abbott, and the uvalde swat team run into a bar because they heard a car backfire
• How do cops get rid of flies? They call in a S.W.A.T. team
• What does the SWAT team listen to on the way to work? The Raid-eo.
  (I'll be here all night, folks)
• Ever hear about the South African SWAT team? They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.
• Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team
• There was a fly in my home. So I called the SWAT team.
• What's every SWAT team leader's favourite chess move? C4
• What do you you call a group of people running around with fly swatters? SWAT team.
• A women caught a bee in her house... She called the SWAT team.
• I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team

Charming Humor Swat Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about swat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swat pranks.