Swarm Jokes
29 swarm jokes and hilarious swarm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swarm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these hilarious jokes about bee swarms, boobees, moths, and honeybees! From puns to knock-knock jokes and more, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Get ready to have a buzzing good time!
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Funniest Swarm Short Jokes
Short swarm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swarm humour may include short flock jokes also.
- My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered... "Swarm."
- Why do bees stay in their hives in winter? Swarm.
What did they bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner?
Hurry up honey. - I hear Grasshopper meat is a great source of protein; sustainable, and you can eat them cold! Locusts, on the other hand, have to be swarmed up first.
- I hate the useless, violent swarm of people who cross the border and refuse to speak the local language. I'm talking, of course, about American college students on vacation here in Cancun.
- TIL Bill Gates once released a swarm of mosquitoes at a TED talk about malaria, saying that it shouldn't be an experience only for old people, I can't wait to go see his new talk about gun violence.
- Arbys, what's the question? What did the pirate say when he was attacked by a swarm of bees?
- Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them Luckily for me, they only have little legs
- The software engineer was in his office when a large swarm of bugs attacked him. Had he been clad with harder clothes, he might have survived.
- Since I got in college, Girls have swarmed me You could say I have plenty of pussybilities.
- We all knew 2020 is going to be a horrible year We just expected it to be filled with 2020 visions jokes, rather than a deadly virus, locust swarms and m**... hornets
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Swarm One Liners
Which swarm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swarm? I can suggest the ones about surge and swamp.
- Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter? Swarm
- Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter Swarm
- Why do bees huddle together all winter? 'Swarm.
- Why do bees stay in their hives during winter ? Swarm.
- I know you're wondering… why do bees live huddled together in hives? 'Swarm
- What do you get when you cross a ghost with a swarm of honeybees? BOO-BEES!
- Who you gonna call when attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes? The Swat Team
- Why don't bees leave the hive in the winter? Swarm
- What do you call a swarm of fat Irish ☘️ Bees? 0'bese
- What do you call a cat in the path of a swarm of bees? A feline in a bee line!
- If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer.
Hilarious Fun Swarm Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about swarm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crowd jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swarm pranks.
A man runs out of petrol
A MAN was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. At that moment, a bee flew in his window.
"What seems to be the problem?'' asked the bee.
"I'm out of petrol,'' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
`"Try it now,'' said the bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow,'' the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank?''
"BP,'' answered the bee.
A husband and wife grow distressed as more and more uninvited guests swarm into their party.
The husband has a plan.
He moves to the front, manages to get everyone's attention, and calls out, "If you're from the groom's side, please stand up."
About one fourth of the guests stands up.
He calls out, "Those from the bride's side, please stand up."
Another one fourth of the guests stands up.
He smiles and says, "If you are standing up, please leave. This is a birthday party."
Going through customs at a US airport
Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!
(Sorry if the formatting s**.... On mobile)
I woke up one night to someone knocking on my front door.
I felt uneasy, but I went and answered it anyway. When I opened the door, I looked around, and then spotted a shellfish on my welcome mat.
"Let me in", it cried, "I'm being chased by a bunch of wasps."
That was when I realized why I felt so uneasy.
This was the clam before the swarm.
Moving the Hive
I'm a devoted beekeeper, so when my wife and I decided to move to a new house I carefully packed up my favorite hive and placed it in the car. My wife asked "are you really going to put a swarm of bees into our car with us ?" I thought she understood that I couldn't leave my best queen and hive behind.
But then I saw her face, now I'm a bee leaver.
Fear of the Dark
The recently concluded Father's Day made me recall that one time when I was a kid having trouble getting to sleep because I was afraid of the dark. My father said to me, "Son, there is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on - except for the occasional swarm of bats. So, g'night."
