The Best 18 Swarm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swarm jokes. There are some swarm malarious jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swarm flock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swarm Jokes and Puns

Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?


My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...


A man runs out of petrol

A MAN was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. At that moment, a bee flew in his window.

"What seems to be the problem?'' asked the bee.

"I'm out of petrol,'' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

`"Try it now,'' said the bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

"Wow,'' the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank?''

"BP,'' answered the bee.

Swarm joke, A man runs out of petrol

A husband and wife grow distressed as more and more uninvited guests swarm into their party.

The husband has a plan.

He moves to the front, manages to get everyone's attention, and calls out, "If you're from the groom's side, please stand up."

About one fourth of the guests stands up.

He calls out, "Those from the bride's side, please stand up."

Another one fourth of the guests stands up.

He smiles and says, "If you are standing up, please leave. This is a birthday party."

Going through customs at a US airport

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!

(Sorry if the formatting sucks. On mobile)

Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter


Fear of the Dark

The recently concluded Father's Day made me recall that one time when I was a kid having trouble getting to sleep because I was afraid of the dark. My father said to me, "Son, there is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on - except for the occasional swarm of bats. So, g'night."

Swarm joke, Fear of the Dark

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter ?


What do you get when you cross a ghost with a swarm of honeybees?


Who you gonna call when attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes?

The Swat Team

Why don't bees leave the hive in the winter?


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What do you call a swarm of fat Irish ☘️ Bees?


I hate the useless, violent swarm of people who cross the border and refuse to speak the local language.

I'm talking, of course, about American college students on vacation here in Cancun.

TIL Bill Gates once released a swarm of mosquitoes at a TED talk about malaria, saying that it shouldn't be an experience only for old people,

I can't wait to go see his new talk about gun violence.

Arbys, what's the question?

What did the pirate say when he was attacked by a swarm of bees?

Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them

Luckily for me, they only have little legs

Swarm joke, Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them

What do you call a cat in the path of a swarm of bees?

A feline in a bee line!

The software engineer was in his office when a large swarm of bugs attacked him.

Had he been clad with harder clothes, he might have survived.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swarm gaggle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swarm wasp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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