Swap Jokes
55 swap jokes and hilarious swap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about swap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Gather round for a night of swapping jokes! Read on to find out jokes about wife swap, LS swap, and even yacht swap. Laugh with your respective mates as you explore the world of joke swapping.
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Funniest Swap Short Jokes
Short swap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swap humour may include short exchange jokes also.
- 2 lawyers are in a restaurant eating their sandwiches. The owner walks in and says, "You can't eat your own food in here!"
The lawyers sigh and swap sandwiches. - Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the label on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed. Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.
- I swapped the wrappers around on my wife's Halloween candy. She didn't appreciate the joke at all. Now she's got her Snickers in a Twix over it.
- I swapped my wife's chapstick with a glue stick. She still isn't speaking to me.
Credit u/RoboRich444 - Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you? It's a game changer.
- How do winter solstice enthusiasts stay entertained during the long night? They gather around a bonfire and swap stories of winter magic.
- Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April fuels joke.
- In a job swapping exercise , a politician was assigned the job Of a math teacher .
Guess what did he teach the kids in the class.
Division - I heard r kelly is appealing his 30 year sentence. Said he is gonna try to swap it for two 15's
- I thought it was romantic to secretly swap my girlfriend's backpack for a bag of roses. Her skydiving instructor didn't.
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Swap One Liners
Which swap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swap? I can suggest the ones about switch and transfer.
- I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me.
- My wife just found out I swapped our bed for a trampoline… She hit the roof.
- Barman: "Would you like a beer for your wife?" "That sounds like a fair swap"
- I went to a wife swapping party the other night. Came back with a great stereo.
- Today I swapped all the m and n keys in the office Everyone will think I'm a nomster
- I swapped our double bed for a trampoline When my wife found out, she hit the roof
- What do you call an event for gay swingers? A swap meat.
- I think we should swap the weekend days Cause Sundays are definitely sadder days.
- What do you call a gender swapped Gym Leader Koga? Waifufufu
- Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
- How did the two gymnasts avoid swapping spit on 4/20? They were double jointed.
- If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
- One of easiest ways to make a sentence funny... ... is to words some swap in it.
- How do Itallian chefs swap emails? By spaghett-e-mail!
- My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls.
Wife Swap Jokes
Here is a list of funny wife swap jokes and even better wife swap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper.
No sense of humour whatsoever! - You can buy, sell, or swap just about anything on the Gumtree website. I recently got a motorbike for my wife Good trade, would recommend, 10/10
- My friend and I are gonna try a "wife swap" I need golf clubs and he's hoping to get a truck
- Steve always thought Greg's wife was hot. Steve: How about me and you do a little wife-swapping?
Greg: Steve, you're not married.
Steve: C'mon man, I'll get you back later. - over the weekend I've trained my wife to swap discs for me in my PS4.... what a game changer
Hilarious Fun Swap Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about swap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swap pranks.
My SUV needs all 4 tires replaced at a total cost of $800. That's more than the stimulus they gave us and so the wife freaked out a little.
I told her that it's no big deal and we can just rent a SUV for a day and it would only cost $50.
She said I was an idiot and that we would need an SUV for more then 24 hours.
Then I explained to her that it's more then enough time for me to swap the tires.
Two couples decided to swap partners for s**...
Two couples decided to swap partners for s**....
Afterwards, one of the guys said," That felt great! I wonder how the girls are doing."
What did one p**... say to the other?
Swap you two fives for a ten
Two lawyers walk into a restaurant.
They put their briefcases on the floor and order two coffees. They get their coffee and pull out lunches from their briefcases.
"Sorry," the waitress says, "You can`t eat your own food here."
The lawyers look at one another, shrug their shoulders and swap sandwiches.
Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me…
Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent
A pair of twins have a deal...
They constantly get in trouble with the law for various reasons and are frequently thrown in jail. They don't like staying in jail for too long, so they made a deal: if only one of the twins is arrested and imprisoned, the other twin will sneak in and swap places with them when they have spent half the time served in prison.
It's great to see these twins are so close that they're always finish each other's sentences.
Two couples are getting bored with their s**... lives, so they decide to swap partners
After a night of wild passionate s**..., Mike wakes up, rolls over, kisses his new lover, and says, "Last night was absolutely mind-blowing! Come on. Let's go see how the ladies made out."
Irish swingers
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing s**..., p**... says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
Russia has an intelligence unit to swap out u**... samples of Olympic athletets with clean ones
It is called K G Pee
A displeased customer walks in to a store.
A displeased customer walks in to a store.
"I'd like to return a broken boomerang which you have sold to me."
"Of course, no problem, we'll swap it for a new one. But, where is it?"
"Good question!"
So a Hipster goes into an auto parts store and asks for a fuel cap for his Smart Car.
The sales guy thinks for a moment and says, Yeah, O.K. that is a fair swap.
What do you call an all male o**...?
A Swap Meat
I went to a car dealership with my wife
We were intending to swap our old Ford to a newer one. The salesman sees us climb out of our car, comes up and says: "Is that an e**...?"
Me: "No this is my wife"
Season ticket
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.
A man walks into a Lada dealership
... and says, "I'd like a hubcap for my Lada," so the dealer says: " that sounds like a fair swap."
I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to swap over to windows 10..
He said 'I still love Vista, Baby.'
My girlfriend told me we were going to have s**... like an rpg tonight...
She played the boss character, and I was the adventurer. Unfortunately though it appeared I was under level, so I ended up having to swap out with another member of my party.
I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
Swapping Positions
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but f**...
Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing s**..., p**... says "I wonder how the girls are getting on"
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners to spice up their s**... lives.
Afterwards p**... says to m**... "That was incredible, I wonder how the girls got on!"
Nerd Joke: What's the difference between UDP and an epileptic?
Only one of them shakes hands.
I guess if you're worried about offending epileptics, you can swap out "epileptic" with "well-trained dog." I came up with this after hearing another UDP joke: "I know a great UDP joke, but you might not get it."