The Best 4 Swanky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swanky jokes. There are some swanky hyatt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swanky fancy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swanky Jokes and Puns

The wife and I walked passed a swanky, expensive restaurant last night.

She said "The aroma of their cooking from there is absolutely gorgeous"

Being a spontaneous sort of guy, I thought I would treat her. So I turned her around and we walked past it again.

Scotsman and a new restaurant

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Wonderful!"

Being the 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her."

... So they walked past it again.

My girlfriend and I walked passed a "swanky" new restaurant last night...

"Did you smell that food" she asked, "incredible." being the gentleman that I am I thought "what the heck, I'll treat her, so we walked passed it again....

The other day I stayed in a very swanky hotel ...

... I had to shave before they let me go in their barbershop.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swanky magic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swanky classy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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