Swan Jokes

Funniest Swan Short Jokes

Short swan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The swan humour may include short seagull jokes also.

1. The white-throated dipper is the national bird of Norway, the mute swan is Denmark's, and the blackbird is Sweden's, these are the Scandinavians.
2. Why did the goldsmith engrave a baby swan on the face of the king's ring? He thought the king had ordered him to make a cygnet ring.
3. The difference between a nutcracker and a nutbuster. The nutcracker is a ballet performance like Swan Lake. Whereas a nutbuster is the lesbian scene from Black Swan.
4. How do you tell if a swan is male or female? Throw it a piece of bread. If he ate it, it's a Cob, and if she ate it, it's a Pen.
5. Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork.
   (This is a music reference joke)
6. If the Swan symbolizes happiness, then what bird symbolizes True Love? The s**...
7. TIL that Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky is Russia's most famous composer He composed, Swan Lake, The Nutcracker, sleeping beauty and president Trumps favorite composition Marche s**....

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Swan One Liners

Which swan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with swan? I can suggest the ones about porpoise and penguin.

1. How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get it off of a Swan.
2. How does a Swan eat backwards? It nawS.
3. What is the scientific name of the swan? Biggus duckus
4. What was the last musical of the ugly duckling called? The swan song.
5. What do you call a sketchy gay bar A Swan Dive Bar
6. I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song
7. 3 swans were walking into a bar But the third one ducked
8. Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans.
9. Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
10. What do Swan experts call themselves? Swannoiseurs.
11. Why are there no swans in Romania? The Romanians swim to the bread faster.
12. Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies.
13. Two swans walk into a bar They can be gay.
14. There are no black swans, only African-American ones.
15. If the Swan symbolizes happiness, what bird symbolizes true love? The s**....

Amusing Swan Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about swan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pelican jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make swan pranks.