The Best 5 Swallower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swallower jokes. There are some swallower eater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swallower bellybuttons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swallower Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Sword swallower found dead

The police suspect it's an inside job

The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles

He was on a diet

My dad said that my girlfriend was in a different league to me.

I said, "How so?"

He said, "Well, she's a swallower, for a first."

A sword juggler walks up to a sword swallower and asks, "Don't you think what you do is a little dangerous?"

The sword swallower turns around and points to the sword in his mouth.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swallower ingest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swallower quantitties piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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