The Best 7 Swab Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Swab jokes. There are some swab iodine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these swab clean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Swab Jokes and Puns

A man went to the doctor for a routine checkup

He was generally well, just thought it was a good idea to check in. The doctor, however, immediately reached for the covid swab.

"I'm going to test you for Covid19" the Doctor said.

"But I'm well, no complaints, why would you do that?" Replied the man.

"Well..." The doctor started, his gaze narrowing. "Loss of taste is a known symptom of the virus, and you're wearing Crocs."

I just had a Covid test...

And I'm wondering if the doctor was legit.
They're are supposed to put the swab in your butt and then put it in your mouth to see if you have a sense of taste, right?

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What do the Nazis call a cotton swab?

A swabstica!

Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal...

Just a Q-tip


‪A doctor says to a nurse,

"Hey, wanna swab spit?"‬

Why was the cotton swab really good at playing billiards?

It had cue tips

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the swab solvent jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working swab strep piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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