The Best 14 Suzy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suzy jokes. There are some suzy debbie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suzy jennie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suzy Jokes and Puns

Little Suzy wet herself in class one day..

The teacher asked "Why didn't you put your hand up?" She said "I did! but it ran out through my fingers!"

A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess...

The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. "If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day," the teacher explains. "Tommy, what'd you do for recess?" she asks the first student. "Well," Tommy begins, "I played in the sand box with Suzy!" "Okay great. If you can come to the board and spell the word 'sand' I'll give you a gold star." So Tommy goes up to the board, spells 'sand' and gets a gold star for the day. Then the teacher asks Suzy, "Suzy, what'd you do for recess today?" So Suzy answers, "like Tommy said, we played in the sand box together." "Okay," the teacher thinks, "if you can come up to the board and spell 'box' I'll give you a gold star. So Suzy spells 'box' and gets a gold star for the day. Then the teacher asks the third student, "Tyrone, what'd you do for recess today?" "Well I wanted to play in the sand box with Tommy and Suzy but they wouldn't let me," Tyrone answers. "Oh no!" says the teacher, "That's terrible! Do you know what that's called? That's called 'racial discrimination.' If you can come up to the board and spell 'racial discrimination' I'll give you a gold star."

Why did little Suzy drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Suzy joke, Why did little Suzy drop her ice cream?

Suzy came to the church in a see-through blouse leaving nothing to imagination

After the congregation,the priest called her aside and said " you can't come to church dressed like that " pointing at her blouse.

"But I have a divine right" complained Suzy.

" And you have a divine left too " noted the priest " still you can't come dressed like that " .

Suzy

Why did Suzy fall of the swings?

Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Suzy.

What did Suzy get for Christmas?

Gloves

Ha Ha just kidding that's mean

We actually don't know she hasn't opened it yet.


Little Johnny was in math class

The class was learning subtraction with big numbers today, and the teacher decided to use money as the unit of measurement. Johnny hadn't been paying much attention, so the teacher called on him, "Little Johnny, if you start with $1000 and gave $150 to Lucy, $150 to Suzy and $200 to Brittany, what would you have?"

"Well I'd have $500 left over after a very expensive Orgy, sir"

Suzy came to the church in a see-through blouse leaving almost nothing to imagination

After the congregation,the priest called her aside and said " you can't come to church dressed like that " pointing at her blouse.

"But I have a divine right" complained Suzy.

" And you have a divine left too " noted the priest " but still you can't come dressed like that " .

Suzy joke, Suzy came to the church in a see-through blouse leaving almost nothing to imagination

How to use "had" 9 times in a row grammatically

Suzy was writing a paper and asked John to edit it, which he did. In one section, John, where Suzy had had "had", had "had had"; "had had" had a much nicer sound to it.

Chain jokes?

I just wanted to know some chain jokes, doesn't matter any kind. I have 1 but that's really all I know:

Q: Why did little Suzy get run over by a car?
A: She had no arms or legs!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not little Suzy

I'm gonna turn nfsw on just in case :/

[NSFW] What is Woody Woodpecker's girlfriend's name?

Suzy Splintercunt

Ahh...Math

**Math.** The only place where suzy buy 49 cakes.

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Gameshow

When I was on a game show they asked me to "name the items."
However they seem disappointed when I came up with, "Bob," "Suzy," and "Mike."

Third grade teacher to her class: "Who can use the word 'beautiful' twice in the same sentence?"

Suzy raises her hand and says: "The girl has a beautiful new dress and she looks beautiful in it."
Teacher: "Very good Suzy. Okay, Billy."
Billy: "When my sister told our father that she was pregnant, he said "Beautiful, just beautiful."

Johnny's wife Suzy is upset...

...Johnny has forgot their anniversary.

Suzy says, "If tomorrow I don't see a shiny, metal object that can go from 0 to 300 in a few seconds by tomorrow, I'm leaving you!"

The next day, Johnny wakes up early and goes to work. Suzy wakes up, looks into the driveway and sees a big box sitting there. Suzy runs down and opens it.

Inside she finds bathroom scales.

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