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25 suv jokes and hilarious suv puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suv that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Suv Short Jokes

Short suv jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suv humour may include short bumper jokes also.

  1. I got a new SUV. My hippie friend says to me, "What about the Rainforests? What about the glaciers?" .. I'm like "Man, it's got 4 wheel drive... We can go anywhere you want!"
    -Michael Palascak
  2. I was stuck in traffic behind a Mazda SUV this morning... it wasn't the greatest car in the whole world. It was just a Tribute.
  3. What's the difference between a British SUV and a Libertarian? One's a Land Rover and the other's a Rand Lover
  4. What's the difference between an SUV and a car driving the wrong way on a one way street? One's a Nissan Rogue; the other is a rogue Nissan.
  5. You know what they say about people who like to drive mid-size SUVs made by Honda... ...They're really in their Element.
  6. I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!

    I'm going to h**....

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Suv One Liners

Which suv one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suv? I can suggest the ones about sped and jeep.

  1. I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV I like living on the Edge
  2. My new SUV has a button that says, Rear Wiper … I'm afraid to push it.
  3. I just bought a new SUV and named it Karen. It's a white Suburban.
  4. When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV? When they're in Denali.
  5. I just bought a SUV... ... Because it was a'going Jeep.
  6. What do you call an amber colored SUV? Orange Rover
  7. Why didn't the NISMO modded SUV sell in Arabic countries? Nobody wanted a Juke-R.
  8. What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV.
  9. Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys.
  10. What's the most musical SUV truck? A h**....

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about suv can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of suv puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Suv Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about suv you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sedan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make suv prank.

My SUV needs all 4 tires replaced at a total cost of $800. That's more than the stimulus they gave us and so the wife freaked out a little.

I told her that it's no big deal and we can just rent a SUV for a day and it would only cost $50.
She said I was an idiot and that we would need an SUV for more then 24 hours.
Then I explained to her that it's more then enough time for me to swap the tires.

The lady who had crashed her SUV complained to the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a bottle at the time.

The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do what ever he wanted in his own garden!

What's the model name of Tesla's new SUV?

Journalist: What's the model name of the upcoming SUV?
Elon Musk: 'Y'.
Journalist: Because I'm asking. Musk: And I'm telling you.
Journalist: So if you're telling me, what did you say it's called?
Musk: 'Y'
Journalist: Why?
Musk: Exactly.
Journalist: So it's the model 'Exactly'?
Musk: No, 'Y'.
Journalist: 'know why' what!?
Musk: Not 'what', just 'Y.'
Journalist: *I don't know!*
Musk: No… that's the timeframe for delivery.

An Eskimo brings his SUV into the shop for repairs.

Mechanic says, "Let me take a look. I'll be with you in a few min." The Eskimo notices they have an ice cream parlor next door, so he heads over while he waits. When he returns to the auto shop, the mechanic stops him and says, "Well... You need a fan belt and it looks like you blew a seal." The Eskimo replies, "Nope. It's just ice cream."

Trip to Norway

I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.

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The impact of these suv jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.