Sutra Jokes

Funniest Sutra Short Jokes

Short sutra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sutra humour may include short author jokes also.

1. The Holy Bible teaches us to love one another... ...the Kama Sutra is a bit more specific.
2. I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend... ...unfortunately, it wouldn't fit inside her.
3. The Holy Bible tells us to love one another. The Kama Sutra, however, is a little more specific.
4. I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra... I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
   They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"
5. Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life... ... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.
6. Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra? It's called "Oediple Arrangements."
7. My wife said if I don't do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me. It's put me in a very difficult position.
8. I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.
9. I was wondering why the book about s**... I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality" Then I realized I was reading the c**... Sutra.
10. The Kama Sutra has announced a new s**... position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!

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Sutra One Liners

Which sutra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sutra? I can suggest the ones about comma and autobiography.

1. The Bible tells us to love each other. The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
2. The Holy Bible tells us to love one another. The Kama Sutra is more specific.
3. How do camels learn to mate ? They read the llama Sutra.
   Alpaca my bags, I think.....
4. Bible teaches you to love thy neighbor. Kama-sutra tells you how.
5. My girlfriend bought me the Kama Sutra last week... ...it put me in an awkward position.
6. My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra Which put me in a very awkward position
7. Imagine what the spider Kama Sutra is like with all those legs.
8. What do you call the book that shows you all the ways to get upvotes? The Karma Sutra
9. GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad.
10. Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called "The Coma Sutra".
11. How do punctuation marks get freaky? The comma sutra
12. Is vengeful s**... called... Karma Sutra?
13. What do you call someone who trades internet points for s**...? Karma Sutra
14. I wrote a book about s**... and upvotes The karma-sutra
15. Have you heard Bill Cosby has a new s**... book out? It's called the Coma Sutra!

Cheerful Sutra Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about sutra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean click jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sutra pranks.