The Best 20 Sutra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sutra jokes. There are some sutra cellfie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sutra antigravity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sutra Jokes and Puns

The Bible tells us to love each other.

The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.

I was wondering why the book about sex I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"

Then I realized I was reading the Commie Sutra.

I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend...

...unfortunately, it wouldn't fit inside her.

Sutra joke, I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend...

My girlfriend bought me the Kama Sutra last week... put me in an awkward position.

I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra...

I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"

Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life...

... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.

My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra

Which put me in a very awkward position

Sutra joke, My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra

The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber:

You stay in all day and nobody comes!

Is vengeful sex called...

Karma Sutra?

I noticed at my bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Art of the Deal" are both in the erotica section

According to the bookstore, "The Art of the Deal" has people getting screwed in a lot more positions.

sex positions for grammar nazis

There was once a book written in ancient India about sexual positions using punctuation marks.

It was called the comma sutra.

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Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?

It's called "Oediple Arrangements."

What do you call the book that shows you all the ways to get upvotes?

The Karma Sutra

My wife said if I don't do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

It's put me in a very difficult position.

What do you call someone who trades internet points for sex?

Karma Sutra

I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book.

I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.

Sutra joke, I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book.

GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra

Told her I studied a broad.

Did you hear that someone published a sex guide for grammar Nazis?

It's called the Comma Sutra.

Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography?

Its called "The Coma Sutra".

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

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