Following is our collection of funny Sussex jokes. There are some sussex suburb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sussex klondike puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.
...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again
Cause then there would be Nosex!
Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.
I guess it's a good thing there isn't nossex
(*lowers sunglasses*)
" ... without the *sus*?"
Recipes include the Mohammed flambé and the Stacy Brulée.
( *lowers sunglasses* )
" ... without any *sus*?"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sussex hampshire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working sussex bay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.