Sussex Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sussex jokes. There are some sussex suburb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sussex klondike puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Sussex Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

Why are there regions in England named Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Northumbria?

... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.

When the Saxons landed in England...

...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.

One group headed West and Wessex was born.

A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.

Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.

Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again

If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named?

Cause then there would be Nosex!

Fun facts about England

Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.

But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.

if england has Essex, Wessex, and Sussex...

I guess it's a good thing there isn't nossex

The smoothest man on Earth bought a meal in a breakfast joint and asked his beautiful waitress "May I please have the Sussex Cakes ..."

(*lowers sunglasses*)

" ... without the *sus*?"

The Duchess of Sussex has released her Grenfell Community Cookbook.

Recipes include the Mohammed flambé and the Stacy Brulée.

The smoothest man on Earth asked a beautiful English waitress "May I order the Sussex burger"

( *lowers sunglasses* )

" ... without any *sus*?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sussex hampshire puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sussex bay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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