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Why are there regions in England named Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Northumbria?
... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.
When the Saxons landed in England...
...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again
If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named?
Cause then there would be Nosex!
Fun facts about England
Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.
if england has Essex, Wessex, and Sussex...
I guess it's a good thing there isn't nossex
The smoothest man on Earth bought a meal in a breakfast joint and asked his beautiful waitress "May I please have the Sussex Cakes ..."
(*lowers sunglasses*)
" ... without the *sus*?"
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