... because nobody wants to live in a place called Nosex.
...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again
Cause then there would be Nosex!
(*lowers sunglasses*)
" ... without the *sus*?"
I guess it's a good thing there isn't nossex
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