The Best 11 Suspicions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suspicions jokes. There are some suspicions fears jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suspicions ambitious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suspicions Jokes and Puns

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

I've just found out my wife is really a ghost.

To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door.

A boy was having suspicions that he was adopted...

He decided to sit down with his dad in the living room to express his worries.

Clearly anxious, he hesitantly asked "Dad, am I adopted?"

His dad looked quite surprised but promptly replied: "Not yet, we haven't found anyone who'll take you"

An elderly man suspected his wife was losing her hearing

So he decided to test his suspicions. He stood about 20 feet behind her and asked, Can you hear me, my love? But she didn't respond.

So he got about 10 feet away from her and asked her again, Can you hear me, sweetie?

When she didn't say anything, he got up to 5 feet from her and asked her again, Dear, can you hear me?

She still didn't say anything so finally he crept up right behind her and said in her ear, Do you hear me?!

His wife irritably turns to him and says, For the fourth time now, yes! I can hear you!

I just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.

To be honest, I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.


I have my suspicions my vet might be gay..

I can tell just from looking at him he's seen a cockatoo.

A guy's wife was spending a lot of time with the janitor, turns out his suspicions were correct.

He was sweeping with his wife.

Got diagnosed with Kyohosis

The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature.

I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch.

The father's suspicions that his daughter was promiscuous we're confirmed when she got a tattoo...

of a load bearing sign on her back.

My dentist was a serial killer...

My old dentist turned out to be a serial killer who would save the teeth of all his victims.

In hindsight, his sailor's mouth should've raised some suspicions.

My suspicions were correct about the mail running late.

The red flags were everywhere.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suspicions counselor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suspicions vigil piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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