The Best 20 Suspension Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suspension jokes. There are some suspension cryptocurrency jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suspension nfl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suspension Jokes and Puns

I can't tell whether my new car's suspension is amazing, or if I'm a sociopath

Either way when I ran over that pedestrian I didn't feel a thing.

I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on..

.. the suspension is killing me.

The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...

...he gets to spend more time with the kids.

Suspension joke, The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...

I really wish I knew who stole the jack from under my car I was working on...

The suspension is killing me...

If you lose your license take all the shock absorbers off your car.

Then you won't be driving on a suspension.


Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?

To the suspension bridge.

Did you hear about the man who was run over by the police?

He was arrested under suspension of law.

Suspension joke, Did you hear about the man who was run over by the police?

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie?

They will ruin the suspension.

What do you get when you break into your school to make a heterogeneous mixture?

A suspension

I guessed on my chemistry test on solutions

The suspension is killing me

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What is both a term for getting in trouble for having sex and an effective way to get rid of cold symptoms?

Oral suspension.

What do you call a suspension of solid or liquid particles in laughing gas?

Aerolols.

What's the difference between a person with a fish fetish and a car's suspension?

One is a coilover and the other is a koi-lover

I hate to stereotype, but I probably wouldn't want Ellen Pao driving my car...

No vehicle's suspension could support that mass

When your school takes tposing seriously

When a kid tposes - 6 days suspension
When a kid calls in bomb threat - 5 days suspension
True story

Suspension joke, When your school takes tposing seriously

Why are movies about rally car races so captivating?

There's a lot of suspension.

How do you build a bridge which all the best structural engineers do not believe can hold the weight of traffic?

You use the suspension of disbelief.

Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did.

Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody.


What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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