Suspension Bridge Jokes
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I wanted to make a joke about a bridge
but I thought I might need to build the suspense first
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students?
To the suspension bridge.
I knew a man whose work focused specifically on designing draw bridges...
of course, this was before his suspension.
How do you build a bridge which all the best structural engineers do not believe can hold the weight of traffic?
You use the suspension of disbelief.
What's a bridges favourite genre of film?
Suspense
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Bridge to Hawaii
Greg is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Greg that he has earned right for one wish.
Greg: I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.
God: Ehhhh…. your wish is too materistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.
Greg: Alright…Hmmm OK I wish to be able to read women's minds. I want to know exactly what they're thinking at all times, what they mean when they say nothing . Basically, I want to understand women inside out.
God: So you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?
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