The Best 36 Suspense Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suspense jokes. There are some suspense recursive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suspense uncertainty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Suspense Jokes and Puns

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?

Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Suspense joke, How do you keep a moron in suspense?

How do you keep a slow person in suspense?

You know what I hate the most about suspense?


Two men are standing waiting to be hanged. One of the men turns to the other and says...

The suspense is killing me.

I wanted to make a joke about a bridge

but I thought I might need to build the suspense first

Suspense joke, I wanted to make a joke about a bridge

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

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How do you build suspense?

If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense"

So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"

And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

You can explore suspense thriller reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean suspense apocalypse dad jokes. There are also suspense puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How do you build suspense in people?

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense

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I'm in the middle of hanging myself.

The suspense is killing me.

I was fed up with life and tried hanging myself from the side of a cliff, but I failed.

Now I'm just a cliffhanger and the suspense is killing me.

Why do people hate cliffhangers?

Because the suspense is killing them.

Suspense joke, Why do people hate cliffhangers?

What's the best way to keep a sucker in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

Welcome to the suspense hotline.

Please hold.

What did the suspenseful man say when he finished three jobs?

Done done done!


I read a suspense novel about suicide.

The ending really left me hanging.

How do you keep a nerd in suspense?

How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

What did the hanging man say before he died?

The suspense is killing me.

How do you leave some one in suspense?

I'll tell you later

Not only am I the master of suspense...

...I'm also the master of disappointing endings.

How do you leave millions of idiots in suspense?

Hang all of Jake pauls fans.

Today, I got to kiss my crush. I leaned in, ready for the big moment, with the suspense building up...

Then my lips hit the mirror

I like to keep people hanging...

In suspense.

What does suspense mean?

Don't worry, I'll tell you later.

How do you keep a stupid person in suspense

I don't know but I'll find out tomorrow. This is so exciting.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense

I'll post it tomorrow

I once tried to kill myself by hanging from the ceiling with a noose around my neck. I was unsure if it would work.

The suspense was killing me.

Book Jokes.

I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.

I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.

I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .

I read a book on suicide.
It had me on the edge of my building.

Feel free to insert more. :)

I read a thriller in Braille.

You can really feel the suspense.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Mercedes for Sale @ $1

Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1.
She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done.

As the old man was leaving, he said "I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money receievd from sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the suspense noose jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working suspense tension piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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