Suspense Jokes
44 suspense jokes and hilarious suspense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about suspense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you enjoy a good laugh and are a fan of suspenseful thrillers, then suspense jokes may be just the thing for you! These lighthearted jokes use double meaning to create an atmosphere of tension and horror, which will leave you laughing out loud. Dive into this collection of taut and suspenseful jokes and discover a side of comedy you may have been missing!
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Funniest Suspense Short Jokes
Short suspense jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The suspense humour may include short suspicion jokes also.
- I can't tell whether my new car's suspension is amazing, or if I'm a sociopath Either way when I ran over that pedestrian I didn't feel a thing.
- I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me.
- If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense" So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"
And then we would both laugh right before I kill them. - I was fed up with life and tried hanging myself from the side of a cliff, but I failed. Now I'm just a cliffhanger and the suspense is killing me.
- The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids.
- I really wish I knew who stole the jack from under my car I was working on... The suspension is killing me...
- Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!
- I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first
- If you lose your license take all the shock absorbers off your car. Then you won't be driving on a suspension.
- Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.
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Suspense One Liners
Which suspense one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with suspense? I can suggest the ones about mystery and suspension.
- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Not sure, the guy never told me!
- I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me.
- Not only am I the master of suspense... ...I'm also the master of disappointing endings.
- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later
- How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
- What did the suspenseful man say when he finished three jobs? Done done done!
- Did you hear about the guy waiting to get hanged? The suspense was killing him!
- What did the hanging man say before he died? The suspense is killing me.
- How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll let you know later
- Welcome to the suspense hotline. Please hold.
- You know what I hate the most about suspense?
- I read a thriller in Braille. You can really feel the suspense.
- What does suspense mean? Don't worry, I'll tell you later.
- How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you later…

Fun-Filled Suspense Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about suspense you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anticipation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make suspense pranks.
Mercedes for Sale @ $1
Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it, but one old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 kms, for $1.
She handed him the papers and the Car keys. Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said "I would die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where all money receievd from sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary".
Book Jokes.
I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.
I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .
I read a book on s**....
It had me on the edge of my building.
Feel free to insert more. :)
Mercedes for Sale @ $100
Mercedes for Sale @ $100
Someone put up this advertisement.
No one believed it could be true so no one responded, but an old man responded and went to see the car.
The Lady actually sold him a Mercedes, which had done just 12,000 Kms, for $100.
She handed him the papers and the car keys.
Deal done.
As the old man was leaving, he said, "I shall die of suspense if you don't tell me why this car was sold so cheap?"
The Lady replied, "I am just fulfilling the will of my deceased husband, where it's written that the money received from the sale of his Mercedes would go to his Secretary ..."
Three men walk into a car part store...
I need taillights for a Mustang the first one says. What year? the employee asks. 2015 he answers. There you go , the worker hands in the parts. The second guy goes to the counter, saying I need a steering wheel for a Mustang . What year?
1997 he answers. There you go . After he payed, the third guy comes to the counter. I need rear suspensions for a Mustang . There you go .
How do you keep a m**... in suspense?
Anyone know? Someone asked me this when I was a kid, but they must have forgotten the punchline since they never told me.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Present her with a mirror. Tell her to wait for the other person to say, "Hello."
