Suspend Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Suspend jokes. There are some suspend scholarships jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these suspend indefinite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun Suspend Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.

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Sincerely,

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The Internet Provider

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.

Sincerely,

Your Internet Provider

Suspended

Boy: Dad, I got suspended from school today.

Dad: WHAT?!?! WHY?!

Boy: A kid said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

Dad: So?

Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.

Dad: That's my boy.

Give a Redditor an upvote and he'll be happy for a day.

Suspend a man's Reddit account and he'll be happy for a lifetime.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief

the other is pro wrestling.

How do you keep a horses a**... from talking?

Suspend his Twitter account

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Suspend joke, What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why don't suspenders make good singers?

Because they don't know how to belt

I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.

They told me it was too sharp

Why did the teacher suspend the kid who called her a great artist?

He said it in a British accent

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I almost got suspended for plagiarizing my report.

Thankfully, I told them it was just an homage.

The condemned says to the judge: "please don't electrocute me. I'm only 20, please cut me some slack and suspend my sentence"

So the judge hanged him.

A m**... begged the judge to suspend his sentence

So the judge hanged him.

Why do candidates always "suspend" their campaigns?

They should clearly kill them with ctrl-c, not ctrl-z. Now we will have a bunch of zombie campaigns in our political system.

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