Sus Jokes

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Funniest Sus Short Jokes

Short sus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sus humour may include short mecca jokes also.

1. Over 99.99% of People that Took the Vaccine for the 1920 Spanish Flu Have Passed away. Very Sus, Not gonna lie.
2. My friend had trouble getting retirement money after working his entire life as an engineer He was working with sus pension systems
3. The smoothest man on Earth bought a meal in a breakfast joint and asked his beautiful waitress "May I please have the Sussex Cakes ..." (*lowers sunglasses*)
   " ... without the *sus*?"
4. What was the church organist's favorite chord? G sus
5. What chord do musicians worship? G sus
6. Everyone was wondering whether the US Vice President was involved in a scandal... ... they were all in sus Pence.
7. The smoothest man on Earth asked a beautiful English waitress "May I order the Sussex burger" ( *lowers sunglasses* )
   " ... without any *sus*?"
8. Who do competitive gamers pray to? GG-sus.
9. What is the Christians favourite chord? G sus
10. What is a Christians' favorite musical chord? A Christians' favorite chord is a G-sus.

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Sus One Liners

Which sus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sus? I can suggest the ones about taffy and worship.

1. What is the holiest chord? G sus
2. What's The Pope's favorite chord? G Sus
3. What is the holiest chord to play? The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
4. What is Gods favourite chord? G sus!
5. What's a Christian's favorite chord? G Sus.
6. What's God's favorite musical chord? G sus
7. What was the secret chord that David played to please the Lord? G sus.
8. What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus
9. What's God's favourite guitar chord? G-sus.
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   What's the devil's favourite chord?
   Dmin.
10. After reading more about which genus pigs are in I now find them all kinda sus.
11. What is the church's favorite musical chord? G sus
12. What's God's favorite chord? (music joke) G sus
13. What's Jesus's favourite chord? G# sus, cause G sus has risen.
14. MRW Mike Pence is acting suspicious and then shoots me The sus-pence is killing me
15. TIL Christian bands have a favourite chord. G sus

Happy Sus Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about sus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prophet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sus pranks.