Following is our collection of funny Survivors jokes. There are some survivors ship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these survivors ascend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
This magician was getting annoyed with his parrot, because during every trick the parrot would spoil it by saying something along the lines of "It's in your shirt, braack." He then decided to get rid of him, so he took him on a ship, and into the boiler room. The magician shot the parrot, but missed. The ship exploded and the only survivors were the magician and the parrot, surprisingly. The parrot then says, "Alright, braack, you got me, where is the ship, braack."
A plane was full of passengers. The engines go out and the plane crashed directly on the American and Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors? None of them were either American or Canadian.
[Why would you bury the survivors?] (/spoiler)
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
People cried for a week. But there was a man who was still crying after 2 weeks. When asked why he is still crying, he replied miserably: "My wife missed the bus."
The ham looks over at the turkey and says:
"What are you doing here? You aren't cured. "
But then again, most guards survived.
The survivors are marooned.
Through the art of Jew Jitsu
None. They already glow.
Concentration camps had survivors.
The survivors were marooned
Fission chips.
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Needless to say it was a bit one sided
Most of the survivors found were in the closet.
after 20 rounds there are no survivors.
the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning...
"Since we have no more food, the only option we have is cannibalism" one person said.
"But I'm vegan" said his friend.
"It's okay, the guy on the wheelchair is a vegetable"
One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint.
They collide...
All the survivors were marooned.
Cindr
Six feet under a cesspit, till you can no longer hear his screams.
...and the survivors are marooned.
...there were no survivors :/
Nobody knows
Those poor unfortunate soles.
Firemen receive a call that the local bar is on fire. They rush over to the local bar and sure enough, the whole bar is aflame.
They sweep into the burning bar to check for survivors and find a man face down on the floor. They pull him from the flames, soot-ridden and unconscious, they slap him awake.
"What happened! How did the fire start?!" they ask him.
"How should I know?" says the Irishman. "It was already on fire when I went in.."
She got angry at me and called me insensitive.
I told her, "you had to be there"
After two weeks on the island the woman is so ashamed of what they have been doing that she kills herself. Two weeks after she kills herself the men are so ashamed of what they have been doing that they decide to bury her. Two weeks after they bury her the two men are so ashamed at what they have been doing that they dig her up again.
the married people on the plane survived
It was a bit one sided.
Apparently, they were fed up with people.
There are no survivors.
99
6 Finger Death Punch
A final group of survivors are hiding in a church and a little boy says to the priest
"Father, there are too many of them, what are we going to do? What will become of us?"
The priest says to the boy:
"Lettuce prey"
5 children born of Chernobyl survivors.
So far 2 survivors and 300 bodies have been found.
It's like these people have never had pork or something!
Ten. One to screw it in and nine to form a support group for Survivors of Darkness.
The results were shocking.
When asked by the rescuing ship's commander how many survivors there were, they responded "II, sir!"
Doesn't matter as long as they aren't caught
Whoops, wrong sub.
It brings them bad mammaries.
Kikes are evil.
One is filled with red paint
The other is filled with blue paint
They collide
What happens to the survivors?
They are marooned
When the police showed up they asked the farmer of there were any survivors
He said " I buried all of them, a cpuple said we're still alive, but them politicians like to lie."
What plane?
Lack-toes intolerant
There was a magician on a cruise ship. He started off having a good gig, until the captains parrot started spoiling the tricks after watching them over and over. One day the ship sinks. And the only two survivors are the magician and the parrot. After sitting in the row boat for a couple of days. The parrot asks "Alright. What did you do with the ship?"
Rest In Peace all those poor soles.
There were no survivors.
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