Surveillance Jokes
14 surveillance jokes and hilarious surveillance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about surveillance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Surveillance Short Jokes
Short surveillance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surveillance humour may include short supervision jokes also.
- That CIA surveillance leak sure is scary I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me
- So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity... In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.
- Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck... It's a government surveillance drone.
- Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people.
- Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
- God does 24 * 7 * ∞ surveillance... ...so at least he doesn't bother us with updating His Privacy Policy
- What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom? the panoptijohn
- Days when my mama gave me 3$ and I came back with bread, Eggs, milk, yoghurt, chocolate bars, chips, soda, icecream and a bunch of magazines.
Now, there are surveillance cameras everywhere. - Surveillance paranoia is rampant I overheard an accusation that "This fly is bugging me"
-- Source: Some fly I met the other day
Share These Surveillance Jokes With Friends
Surveillance One Liners
Which surveillance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surveillance? I can suggest the ones about investigation and security camera.
- Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV.
- How many government surveillance programs does it take to screw i a lightbulb? 1984
Silly Surveillance Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about surveillance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean camouflage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surveillance pranks.
Years ago you could enter a grocery store with 25 dollars
and walk out with several kilos of fruits, a loaf of bread meat, cheese, milk and much more.
Nowadays, there are surveillance cameras everywhere.
A paranoid man stays at a hotel,
As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".
When I was your age, my mom sent me to the store with a quarter and I came back with a loaf of bread, a bottle of milk, and a newspaper.
But you can't do that anymore because there's too many surveillance cameras.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why don't Chinese people care about mass surveillance?
Because after the 1 child policy, nobody remembers what a big brother is, anyway.
The Seattle Harbor Enterprise, or SHE, is embroiled in another lawsuit....
They have been charged with illegally surveiling the employees of a net manufacturing company and even tracking them to their homesand even emailing them during non work hours.
So the employees got together and pooled up enough money to raise a lawsuit against the the org for their wrongful actions.
The event is being called the:
"Sue SHE fish net stalking case"
