The Best 16 Surveillance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surveillance jokes. There are some surveillance unauthorized jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surveillance settings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surveillance Jokes and Puns

That CIA surveillance leak sure is scary

I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me

It confuses me why people feel comfortable with government surveillance as they have nothing to hide, so nothing to fear ....

….but get really scared when I ask them to take their clothes off.

So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity...

In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.

Surveillance joke, So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity...

Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

It's a government surveillance drone.

A paranoid man stays at a hotel,

As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".


Back in the days, I'd only take just $1 with me to the supermarket and came back with 3 bottles of soda and 2 bags of crisps

But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere

Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections?

Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people.

Surveillance joke, Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections?

When I was your age, my mom sent me to the store with a quarter and I came back with a loaf of bread, a bottle of milk, and a newspaper.

But you can't do that anymore because there's too many surveillance cameras.

Who the patron saint of surveillance?

St Francis of a CCTV.

Why don't Chinese people care about mass surveillance?

Because after the 1 child policy, nobody remembers what a big brother is, anyway.

Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink.

They're calling it The iCup.

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God does 24 * 7 * ∞ surveillance...

...so at least he doesn't bother us with updating His Privacy Policy

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

Days when my mama gave me 3$ and I came back with bread,

Eggs, milk, yoghurt, chocolate bars, chips, soda, icecream and a bunch of magazines.

 

Now, there are surveillance cameras everywhere.

Surveillance paranoia is rampant

I overheard an accusation that "This fly is bugging me"

-- Source: Some fly I met the other day

How many government surveillance programs does it take to screw i a lightbulb?

1984

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