Surround Sound Jokes
15 surround sound jokes and hilarious surround sound puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about surround sound that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Surround Sound Short Jokes
Short surround sound jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surround sound humour may include short sound system jokes also.
- What asian stereo type do you hear the most? Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
- What's your favorite asian stereo type? Personally, I love sony sound system with surround sound.
- The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon does not do this, the reason is a coo sticks.
- The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.
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Surround Sound One Liners
Which surround sound one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surround sound? I can suggest the ones about stereo and surrounding.
- Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- When she says she is "new to NetFlix and Chill". ~ and her bed has surround sound...
Surround Sound Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about surround sound you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sound effects jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surround sound pranks.
A man goes to a garage sale.
He walks up to a brand new 50 inch flat screen television for $1.
Man - "Is that TV seriously $1?"
Owner - "Sure is, even comes with surround sound!"
Man - "What's the catch then?"
Owner - "Well the volume is stuck on high and it's always going to be loud."
Man - "Well I can't turn that down!"
We had a outage at my place this morning...
We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
We had a power outage today...
...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.
So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.
The sound from an orchestra on stage is designed to bounce around the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a Pigeon on stage does not do this...
The reason is a Coo sticks....
sorry, ill see my way out...
A man discovered that feeding seagulls to his porpoises will make them live forever.
A man discovered that feeding seagulls to his porpoises will make them live forever. He went to the beach and grabbed two seagulls. As he arrived back home, he saw, sound asleep in his doorway, an old stodgy lion. As he stepped over the lion carrying the seagulls, police surrounded and arrested him. Of course the charge was transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
Important things in Life.
I had a power cut at my house this morning.
My PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, Ipad and new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was dead.
To top it off, it was raining so I couldn't go for a walk, bike, or run. The garage door opener needed electricity so I couldn't go anywhere in the car.
I went to the kitchen to make coffee and then remembered this also needed power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
A man is captured by a tribe in New-Guinea
He is brought before the chief. The Chief, surrounded by the entire tribe, looks down and says to him.
Chief: "You have trespassed on our land, you have two choices, death, or **Bubbaluba**."
Man: "Bubbaluba doesn't sound so bad, what is it?"
A tribesman went up to the man and whispered in his ear. The man's expression quickly turned into one of horror.
"Death! I choose death! Anything but Bubbaluba!"
The Chief sat up and and cried to the crowd.
"DEATH! DEATH! DEATH BY BUBBALUBA!"