The Best 37 Surrender Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surrender jokes. There are some surrender vous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Surrender Jokes and Puns

What does every frenchmen learn in first grade of school? (sorry France)

How to surrender in 6 different languages.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

I was in the army once...

I was in the army once and the sergeant said to me; "What does surrender mean?"
I said; "I give up"

Surrender joke, I was in the army once...

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?


Excuse my french...

...but I surrender.

High School French

In high school, I was in the French Club.

All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club.

Surrender joke, High School French

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

*Hitler was being Vichy.*

[Just thought of this earlier in the shower...
Had gas ever since.]

The French

I can speak fluent french, watch this... "I Surrender"

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?


When I was in high school, I was part of the French club.

We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club.

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French Presidential bodyguard accidentally discharges weapon whilst on duty...

France & Italy have both offer their immediate unconditional surrender.

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"

The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

What's a Mexican's favorite Cheap Trick song?

A Texan will tell you "Surrender" but we all know it's "I Juan you to Juan me"

If France and Italy go to war, who would win?

None of them, France would surrender and Italy would switch sides.

In 1991, a country banned expressions of surrender, acceptance, or agreement.

That marked the fall of the "So be it" Union.

Surrender joke, In 1991, a country banned expressions of surrender, acceptance, or agreement.

If I had an atom bomb for every gender...

I'd force Japan to surrender

Why is the French flag white in the middle?

So that you can fold the red and blue to surrender.

White Nationalist should honor the true legacy Robert E. Lee

And surrender.

TIL about the French flag.

TIL the French flag was designed so that if you fold back the red and the blue it becomes a surrender flag.

How to catch a Tiger?

3 ways to catch a tiger....

Newtons law : allow the tiger to catch u, then u catch the tiger...

Veerappan's law : kidnap tiger's wife and ask the tiger to surrender..

Indian Police Method : Catch a cat and beat it until it agrees it is a tiger...

The French Club is Really Fun!

Until you have to surrender to the German Club.

In every country of the world children play "war"

Exept in France where they play "surrender"

Why did the limbless gladiator surrender?

He was unarmed and defeated.

The key to pronouncing a word in French to try to say it the way it's written, and then surrender halfway through.

What's the first thing they learn in the French army?

To say "I surrender!", in German.

Does anyone know where I can find the "Surrender" Emoji?

Nevermind the French flag works fine. πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

Hi dad, I'm vegan

- Hi vegan, I'm... I cannot, it's too much! I can't tell this joke EVERY morning. I surrender, you're my kryptonite!

How can China win the war against Russia?

Easy. 200 000 000 Chinese troops cross the border. And then just surrender.

Aliens 100 light years away watching earth by telescope.

*Germany is gonna surrender*

This man does not understand the meaning of surrender, defeat, disappointment or subjugation....

So we all pitched in and bought him a thesaurus

Did you know that the eskimos has 32 different words for snow? And the bedouins has 47 different words for sands?

And the french has 54 different words for "I surrender"?

Napoleon was the best general the french ever had.

He managed to surrender twice.

Believe it or not i can actually speak fluent French

I surrender!

What is the first thing French soldiers learn, when joining the military ?

The phrase "I surrender" in german

The CIA, KGB and MI6 decide to have a contest.

Each is given the task to find a rabbit
realeased in the woods.

The CIA uses spyplanes and satellites and finds the rabbit in 2 hours.

The MI6 deploys recon and search teams and finds it in 3 hours.

The KGB return after 1 hour with a badly beaten bear who cries out "I am the rabbit and I surrender".

You got to admit these civil war reenactments are getting more efficient

Nowadays it only takes a couple hours for the confederacy to surrender

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