The Best 14 Surrealist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surrealist jokes. There are some surrealist dali jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surrealist surreal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surrealist Jokes and Puns

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings.

I'll call it Salvador Deli.

Surrealist joke, I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a surrealist painter that converts to Islam?

Muhammad Dali


What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

A surrealist entered an Indian market.

It felt very bazaar.

Surrealist joke, A surrealist entered an Indian market.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The box contains rutabagas.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, and the second to fill the bathtub with bright purple machine tools, and one more to purchase a squirrel from the apple vendor.

Did you hear about the surrealist painter's mom who was an attorney and was super enlightened?

They call her the Dali law ma.

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

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The perfume factory owned by a surrealist painter has had to close down...

.. because it never made scents.

I've been getting way too deep into the Prague Surrealist movement lately.

I think I need a Reality Czech.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lamp?

Blue.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surrealist salvador jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surrealist abstract piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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