The Best 20 Surreal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surreal jokes. There are some surreal unreal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surreal crunch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surreal Jokes and Puns

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast?

Surreal.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.

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The full time football result is in:
Real Madrid - 4...

Surreal Madrid - fish

What do you call Salvador Dali after multiple homicide?

A surreal killer.


How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

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What was Salvador DalΓ­'s favorite breakfast meal?

Surreal with milk

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

A surrealist entered an Indian market.

It felt very bazaar.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The box contains rutabagas.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, and the second to fill the bathtub with bright purple machine tools, and one more to purchase a squirrel from the apple vendor.

What do you call depressed cheerios?

Surreal

The Wizard of Oz, synopsis.

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

So I had a dream last night about eating breakfast.

It was pretty *surreal.*

What would Freddie Mercury say, if he is dreaming about drowning in Orange juice?

Is this surreal life? Or is it FANTA-SEA?

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What does Salvador DalΓ­ eat for breakfast?

Usually just a bowl of surreal.

Surrealism is like fantasy

But for Escher

What did the man eat for breakfast that was so outlandish, not even he could believe it?

A bowl of surreal.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lamp?

Blue.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surreal cornflakes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surreal coruscant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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