The Best 9 Surprise Visit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surprise Visit jokes. There are some surprise visit amazement jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surprise visit arrival puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surprise Visit Jokes and Puns

A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom.

To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: "Oh, you're home, darling. I'm afraid we have to sleep here tonight, My parents came for a surprise visit."

A Pakistani living in England (offensive)

A Pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human faeces and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.

Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."

A recent college grad visits a farm one day

A recent college grad visits a farm one day. He approaches the farmer and points to one of the trees.

"You know, with the methods you old farmers use, I'd be surprised if you could get one bushel of apples from that tree" says the college grad.

"I'd be too" the farmer answers. "That's a peach tree."

Surprise Visit joke, A recent college grad visits a farm one day

The Priest and the Tiger

A priest visits the zoo, but accidentally trips over, landing in the tiger enclosure. The tiger slowly approaches the priest, so the priest begins to pray.

To his surprise the tiger prays too.

'Its a miracle!' The priest exclaims. 'I thought you were going to eat me.'

'Shut up you idiot, I'm just saying grace!' Replies the tiger.

Midget priest

The new bishop is visiting local churches to meet the priests and introduce himself.

He walks in to see a midget priest.

Surprised he exclaims "wow you must be the only midget catholic priest in the whole faith, what's that like?"

The midget says "actually we prefer little people"

Bishop replies "Who doesn't"


I am taking a surprise visit to my girl in Australia

She doesn't know I'm going down under

Wife at work calls her husband

W: Where are you?
H: At home with the kids, darling.
W: Run the mixer for me.
H: Why, OK... Ghhhhiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr
W: KThxbai

Again next day
W: Where are you?
H: At home baby.
W: Sound the mixer.
H: Huh, Ggghhhiiiierrrrrrrr

This time the wife gives a surprise visit home only to find the kids alone.
Wife: Where's daddy?
Kid: I don't know, but he took the mixer-grinder with him.

Surprise Visit joke, Wife at work calls her husband

I visited the catacombs and was surprised when it was damp enough for moss to grow

I thought it would be *bone dry*

A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house.



His mother had Puritan principals.

The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice.

"Mom, can I escort Helen?"

The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surprise visit amaze jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surprise visit ecstatic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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