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Howlingly Hilarious Surplus Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good surplus joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How was bill clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?

He had a great Al Gore rhythm.

Even though it's a surplus store, I'm pretty proud of myself for going into Costco and purchasing only ONE item.

A single package of 160 AA batteries.

Where do they store surplus belly b**...?

The naval reserve.
^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry...

A guy goes into a military surplus store...

..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, "I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"

what do you call a surplus of straws

exstraw hahah lol

What do Christians do when they have a surplus of thoughts and prayers?

They force schools to reopen.

I just bought a surplus French military rifle.

Only dropped once.


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