The Best 8 Surnames Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surnames jokes. There are some surnames welfare jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surnames alias puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surnames Jokes and Puns

You know many surnames are taken from jobs. Taylor , Smith , Cooper, etc.

Man, am I glad my last name isn't Dickinson!

Many surnames come from the job people's ancestors used to have. For example, the Smith family were related to a smith, the Baker family were related to a baker and then there's the Dickinson family...

Who were related to people from Alabama.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames from?

Mr. Baker was probably a baker.

Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher.

...then there's Mr. Dickinson.

Have you heard about the controversy regarding asians westernizing their surnames?

Honestly, it's hard to know who's White or Wong.

TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation.

I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.


Some surnames are professions, like Smith. Some refer to ancestors, like Johnson.

Thing is, I've never met a Dickin before.

Two English men were debating the titles of their forefathers that had been passed down as their fantastic and very aptly regal Surnames.....

"Books has been our history! Books are our pride! Books for ever!" Said Mr. Henry Wordsworth.

"Pottery is our soul... Pottery is our pride! Pottery is the best!" Said Mr. Douglas Potter.

....but neither of them could look on towards the men of the men himself....

...Mr. DICKINSON

I hope surnames are not preditive of the afterlife

For Pete's sake.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surnames barnes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surnames huck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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