Surname Jokes
41 surname jokes and hilarious surname puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about surname that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your heart out with these funny surname jokes! From Marathi surnames to namesake scenarios to Simmons and Hefner jokes, you will get an enjoyable and witty mix of jokes.
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Funniest Surname Short Jokes
Short surname jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surname humour may include short nickname jokes also.
- They say that a person's surname is named after whatever their ancestors did to make a living I feel sorry for the guy who's dad was the first person to be called "Dickinson"
- A. Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it? A surname.
- Our family surname is Daniels So rather hilariously we named our first child Jack.
She hates it. - You know many surnames are taken from jobs. Taylor , Smith , Cooper, etc. Man, am I glad my last name isn't Dickinson!
- Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's wong.
- My family's surname is depressant, we all share a bleak outlook on life. Except for my auntie.
- What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname
- Marriage ceremonies are a lot shorter in Texas Because the wife doesn't have to change her surname.
- Angry husband filled wife's car with concrete after she changed her surname She could take him to the court. She had.... concrete evidence
- What's a long, hard, mouthful that a Polish woman gets on her wedding night? A Polish surname
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Surname One Liners
Which surname one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surname? I can suggest the ones about names and abbreviation.
- I once dated a welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen.
- What's the most incestuous surname? Dickinson
- Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel
- A fruit, an insect, and a Chinese surname walk into a bar. Well, a pear, ant, lee.
- If my surname was 'Case'... I'd name my son 'Justin'
Just in case. - What does a Polish husband give his new wife that's long and hard? His surname.
- What does a polish woman get on her wedding night thats big and hard? A new surname.
- Why did my friend Oli ace economics? His surname was Gopoly.
- I hope surnames are not preditive of the afterlife For Pete's sake.
- Roger Federer Has a really uncertain surname
- - What is your surname? +7-Eleven, yours?
-Fox.
+Haha, like the tv channel. - What is a pervert's average surname? Dickinson
- Why do Asians love Linkin Park so much? Because the band itself has an Asian surname
Entertaining Surname Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about surname you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean last name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surname pranks.
A POLICEMAN pulls over a speeding car and takes out his little book.
The driver lowers her window.
policeman: Name, please?
Woman: Freda.
Policeman: Surname?
Woman: Gonow.
Policeman: So you are Freda Gonow.
Woman: Thanks very much , and she takes off!
Many surnames come from the job people's ancestors used to have. For example, the Smith family were related to a smith, the Baker family were related to a baker and then there's the Dickinson family...
Who were related to people from Alabama.
Trying to locate an old flame called Emma.
Last I know she moved abroad 6 years ago.
Surname: Grated
Melinda Gates should keep her surname, marry Elon Musk then Elon must change his surname.
Then his name would be 'Elon Gates'
Today I learned that your surname denotes your ancestor's occupation like Baker, Mason, or Potter
Someone definitely has to explain why our surname is Dickinson.
My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed
My surname, Stead, rhymes with bed, but people often pronounce it as "steed", like the horse. One day a business associate of mine came over to the house and was greeted by my girlfriend.
"Is Mr. Steed in?" the woman asked.
"He's Stead," my girlfriend snapped.
"Oh, no!" the women gasped. " I was talking to him only yesterday."
A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.
Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.
Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.
It was a win-win situation.
I come from a family of scientists who share the surname 'Matter.' We all get along, just like the particles we study.
Except for my Auntie Matter.
So i have this new coworker, her name is Andrea Morales. I went up to her today and said..
Hey Andrea, you didn't introduced yourself to me, but i figure out ur surname.. more or less..
Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname...
For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go
Mr. Tickle proposed to the girl of his dreams… But Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
…but Tess was reluctant to take his surname.
German tourist crosses Polish border
German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him:
-Name?
-Hans
-Surname?
-Schmidt
-Occupation?
-No, just traveling.
Some surnames are professions, like Smith. Some refer to ancestors, like Johnson.
Thing is, I've never met a Dickin before.
