The Best 10 Surgically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surgically jokes. There are some surgically surgeon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surgically eyelids puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surgically Jokes and Puns

My father was a conjoined twin. I always referred to his brother as "my uncle on my father's side."

But everythings ok now. They were able to surgically be separated. He's now "my uncle, once removed."

NSFW - Did you hear about the little boy who was born without eyelids? They took the skin from his circumcision and surgically attached it to his eyes!

But now the poor kid is cock-eyed.

My niece was born with no eyelids, bless her heart, but the doctors were able to replace them with surgically removed foreskin...

Only side effect is she's a little cock-eyed now.

What do you call a robot doctor that surgically changes a person's gender?

A transformer

I found out I have Scoliosis

God finally gave me curves,
Shame they ll be surgically removed.


Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids?

They used his circumcised foreskin to surgically replace his eyelids. The surgery was a success although he is a little Cock-eyed

What do you call a man who has had his calves removed and the ends of his feet surgically reattached in their place?

Tony.

A baby is born..

A baby is born and after the initial examination, the doctor returns with some news.

"Mama," says the doctor, " I'm sorry to tell you this but your son was born without any eyelids. But, it is an easy fix." He says "After we've circumcised him, we can surgically recreate new eyelids with his foreskin."

"Oh dear" says the new mother "but won't that make him cock-eyed?"

"Yes" replies the doctor "but he'll have excellent foresight"

Did you hear about the flower that had its stamen surgically removed?

It must have been a transplant.

Surprisingly true fact

A recent study has shown that if a doctor surgically removes all of the veins from your body and lays them end to end, you will die.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surgically surgeries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surgically appendectomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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