The Best 8 Surgery Anesthesia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surgery Anesthesia jokes. There are some surgery anesthesia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surgery anesthesia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surgery Anesthesia Jokes and Puns

A lawyer had just undergone surgery

...and as he came out of the anesthesia, he said,
"Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."

Why did the hipster refuse to undergo surgery?

The anesthesia wasn't local.

Why did the hipster put off their surgery?

The anesthesia wasn't local.

A doctor performs surgery using local anesthesia

- Relax, Ernest, it's just a few cuts with a scalpel. Don't panic, the doctor says.

- But, doctor, my name is not Ernest.

- I know... just talking to myself.

No Bedside Manner

I'd never had surgery, and I was nervous. This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure, the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … Heck, he continued, you have 
a better chance of dying from the 
anesthesia than the surgery itself.


I went into surgery yesterday

After the anesthesia wore off the nurse said if I didn't pee within 2 days to go to the ER. To help, she recommended sitting in a warm bath and peeing in there. I told her "No problem, I've been doing that since I was 2"

What's the worst thing you can hear a surgeon say during your surgery under local anesthesia?

Oops

When performing surgery on a grape, you don't need to use anesthesia.

It'll only let out a little whine.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surgery anesthesia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surgery anesthesia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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