The Best 6 Surgeries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surgeries jokes. There are some surgeries unrecognizable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surgeries plastic surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surgeries Jokes and Puns

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...

He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.

The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...

...but he did one on the fly.

The Mitsubishi ASX is like any 60s/70s/80s celebrity.

It's old, attracts older people, has received many plastic surgeries, and just won't die already.

Sex change surgeons should call their surgeries an 'Adadictomy.'

Add-a-dick-to-me.


With all these scandals coming out of Hollywood

I wonder if they need all the plastic surgeries to make them unrecognizable or if they just need plastic surgeries to make them look human.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surgeries addadicktome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surgeries surgical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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