Following is our collection of funny Surgeries jokes. There are some surgeries unrecognizable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surgeries plastic surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A neurosturgeon
Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".
Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".
*after 500 surgeries.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".
Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".
Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".
Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".
He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.
...but he did one on the fly.
It's old, attracts older people, has received many plastic surgeries, and just won't die already.
Add-a-dick-to-me.
I wonder if they need all the plastic surgeries to make them unrecognizable or if they just need plastic surgeries to make them look human.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surgeries addadicktome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working surgeries surgical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.