Giggle-Inducing Surgeries Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?
A neurosturgeon
Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"
Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".
Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".
*after 500 surgeries.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".
Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".
Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".
Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".
I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...
He specialized in male-to-female s**... reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.
I grew a whole foot the summer after 8th Grade!
Yeah the doctors were shocked, It took 3 surgeries to remove.
The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...
...but he did one on the fly.
The Mitsubishi ASX is like any 60s/70s/80s celebrity.
It's old, attracts older people, has received many plastic surgeries, and just won't die already.
s**... change surgeons should call their surgeries an 'Adadictomy.'
Add-a-d**...-to-me.
With all these scandals coming out of Hollywood
I wonder if they need all the plastic surgeries to make them unrecognizable or if they just need plastic surgeries to make them look human.
