Surgeries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surgeries jokes. Read surgeries unrecognizable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surgeries plastic surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Surgeries Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"

Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".

Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".

*after 500 surgeries.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".

Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".

Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".

Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".

I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...

He specialized in male-to-female s**... reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.

I grew a whole foot the summer after 8th Grade!

Yeah the doctors were shocked, It took 3 surgeries to remove.

The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...

...but he did one on the fly.

The Mitsubishi ASX is like any 60s/70s/80s celebrity.

It's old, attracts older people, has received many plastic surgeries, and just won't die already.

s**... change surgeons should call their surgeries an 'Adadictomy.'


With all these scandals coming out of Hollywood

I wonder if they need all the plastic surgeries to make them unrecognizable or if they just need plastic surgeries to make them look human.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the surgeries addadicktome puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working surgeries surgical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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