Surge Jokes
68 surge jokes and hilarious surge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about surge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article delves into the controversy surrounding the Surge Protector, a product that has seen a recent boom in the Solar Energy market. It offers insight into the jokes and humor created by the public about the Surge Protector, allowing readers to understand the funny side of this energy revolution.
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Funniest Surge Short Jokes
Short surge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surge humour may include short impulse jokes also.
- Everyone is panicking about the stock markets.... But the 31 foot mexican ladder company I invested in is surging.
- Her body tensed and quivered as wave after wave of pure energy surged through it… I probably should've told her about the new electric fence…
- Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it I should have told her about the electric fence
- The 'surge' in Texas You don't want to end up hospitalized with COVID in Texas relying on a ventilator.
You never know when the power might go out. - There's been a surge of tourists embarking on the soon to be banned Uluru climb. I blame the climb it change.
- I'm really pleased to see a surge of interest in Information Technology. Some of the most popular videos on YouTube right now are about IT!
- What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain? A deep nap
- The stock market has rebounded solidly since the news of Trump's win ...led by the surging coathanger manufacturing sector.
- What do naughty kids and surge protectors have in common? You'd be shocked if they weren't grounded.
- Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience.
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Surge One Liners
Which surge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surge? I can suggest the ones about swarm and bulge.
- Apple Stock Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in China
- Power surge at A/C factory this morning... Fans shocked.
- Scientists have identified what completely kills a man's s**... drive. A power surge.
- What band had a surge in popularity during the Fappening? The n**... and Famous
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Surge Jokes
What funny jokes about surge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surge pranks.
Why do surgeons get so rich?
They always make their cut.
My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.
I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.
Surgery
After her fifth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her gammon was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a n**... here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them". "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ah, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane." "And the third?".
"That's from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse..............he just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
Why couldn't the surgeon 3D print a new pair of lungs?
He ran out of tissue paper.
What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?
Suture self!
2 surgeons are sitting down having lunch.
They are both engaged in a conversation when all of a sudden, one of the surgeons starts laughing hysterically. A dermatologist walks over to their table to join them. He asked the surgeons, "what's so funny?" One of the surgeons replies, " you wouldn't understand. It's an inside joke. "
After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.
He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds.
Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by...
"What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.
"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?
Everything's gonna be all white.
A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast....
Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my
I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian.
It was a real eye opening experience
My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on.
Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable.
A surgeon just removed my son's cardiac muscle.
That's disheartening.
I went into surgery yesterday
After the anesthesia wore off the nurse said if I didn't pee within 2 days to go to the ER. To help, she recommended sitting in a warm bath and peeing in there. I told her "No problem, I've been doing that since I was 2"
The surgeon general warns, "do not run while smoking m**...".
It's hard on your joints.
I had surgery to become a 50p coin.
My father always said 'Be the change you want to see in the world.'
Serious Surgery
A man wakes up after a serious surgery and says,
"Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs"
The Doctor replied, "That's right, I amputated your arms!"
A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...
"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."
The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal s**... life again?"
The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.
The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?! I will be OK, won't I!?"
The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine, it's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."
The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...
...but he did one on the fly.
My surgeon friend said he has my back
Though I wish he would put it back
Surgeon: "Stay calm John, it's just a little cut with a scalpel, no need to be nervous."
Patient: "Thanks Doc, but I'm not John"
Surgeon: "I know, I am"
If you're a surgeon, you bury your mistakes...
If you're a tree surgeon, your mistakes bury you.
Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."
The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."
I might not be a surgeon
but I'll take a stab at it.
After my surgery the doctor told me I could expect to wake up in pain tomorrow...
ah, back to normal that quickly? I asked
Surgeons are terrible in relationships.
They know everyone's the same on the inside.
When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed.
So the doctor she asked "What's wrong?"
"Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal s**... life.
"Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.
"You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."
One surgeon to the other
"let's cooperate"
I had surgery on my hernia yesterday
hernia left the hospital this morning and has yet to be found, please let me know if you find her.
I was a surgeon with bad punctuation
I got fired for leaving out a colon
I'm a surgeon/mailman
Overall I do a lot of de-livering
I wasn't sure my surgeons could handle my hepatectomy...
But they really de-livered.
Three Surgeons meet in a bar...
Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys a**... and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".
Surgeon: Just relax, Michael. It's just a small surgery.
Patient: My name isn't Michael.
Surgeon: I know, my name is Michael.
Four surgeons
Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."
The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."
The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.
The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the a**... and head are interchangeable."
Why a surgeon never tell a joke
It was a inside joke
I know a surgeon that puts ograns back in upsidedown
I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either
I just didn't become a surgeon
Surgery
Doctor: now normally we replace it with a glass ball, but for you we have one made out of cedar. Would you like that instead?
Patient: wood eye? Of course!
Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...
It was an ether/oar situation.
A surgeon offers a patient his choice of two hearts for transplant.
The 1st heart belonged to a 22 year old Olympian in peak physical condition who died tragically.
The 2nd heart belonged to an 80 year old obese sedentary politician.
Without thinking twice, the patient chooses the 2nd heart.
Shocked by his choice, the surgeon asks Why did you choose that heart?
The patient responds Because I know that heart has never been used.
A surgeon friend of mine has just lost his job
After he admitted to having s**... with one of his patients. I'm gutted for him as he's a cracking bloke and a b**... good vet.
Four Surgeons are getting coffee
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".
"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their a**... are interchangeable."
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle.
So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.
A surgeon is about to perform his first surgery...
...and the patient is lying on the surgical table, waiting for the anesthetist. The doctor grabs the patient's hand and takes a deep breath.
Surgeon: "Don't worry, Richard, this is not big deal, just a few cuts here and there, and all done in less than an hour. Tonight you rest, watch the game and forget about this."
Patient: "My name is not Richard!"
Surgeon: "Oh, I'm just talking to myself."
Before my surgery the anesthetist offered to knock me out....
Before my surgery the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Why did the surgeon not like the movie?
Because it was the uncut version.
I did surgery on a detective today...
...it was an open and shut case.
Why was the surgeon kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"
Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".
Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".
*after 500 surgeries.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".
Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".
Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".
Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
A surgeon told me I was in grave need of a brain transplant.
I refused, telling her she wouldn't change my mind.
The surgeon who performed my circumcision didn't have scalpels.
I was surprised they managed to pull it off.
3 surgeons were arguing on the golf course about who makes the best patients.
The first one said he loved librarians to operate on. When you open them up, every part is in alphabitical order. The second doc said no, electricians are the best! Everything inside is color coded. The third doc said he had spent most of his career working in D C. That the absolute best surgical patients were polliticians. Their heads are interchangable with theirs a**... and they have no internal organs as they are completely full of s**...!
A surgeon and a caretaker had some beers and say goodbye.
Take care!
Oh, cut it out!
At first I didn't believe a surgery could fix my legs and get me out of the wheelchair.
I stand corrected.
Three surgeons were discussing their patients.
The first surgeon says, 'I like operating on electricians, you open them up and everything is colour coded and tagged and easy to trace'
The second surgeon says 'I enjoy opening librarians. Everything is catalogued and in order, so really easy to find things'
The third surgeon says 'I enjoy working on mechanics. They're always so understanding if you have any bits left over!'
Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
...an ether/oar situation.
I'm a great surgeon, I've never lost a patient
I know exactly where they all were when they died
Three surgeons are talking about their favorite kinds of patients.
"My favorite patients are librarians." says the first surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because their organs are all in alphabetical order."
"My favorite patients are mathematicians." says the second surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because all their organs are numbered."
"My favorite patients are politicians." says the third surgeon. "They're the easiest to operate on because they have no guts, no brains, they're heartless and their heads and buttocks can easily be switched."
