The Best 48 Surge Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Surge Jokes and Puns

There's been a surge of tourists embarking on the soon to be banned Uluru climb.

I blame the climb it change.

Why do surgeons get so rich?

They always make their cut.

My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.

I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.

Surge joke, My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.

Surgery

After her fifth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her gammon was dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them". "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".
"Ah, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!".
"Brilliant!" said Jane." "And the third?".
"That's from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse..............he just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

Why couldn't the surgeon 3D print a new pair of lungs?

He ran out of tissue paper.


2 surgeons are sitting down having lunch.

They are both engaged in a conversation when all of a sudden, one of the surgeons starts laughing hysterically. A dermatologist walks over to their table to join them. He asked the surgeons, "what's so funny?" One of the surgeons replies, " you wouldn't understand. It's an inside joke. "

After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.

He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds.

Surge joke, After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.

Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by...

"What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.

"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian.

It was a real eye opening experience

A surgeon just removed my son's cardiac muscle.

That's disheartening.

I went into surgery yesterday

After the anesthesia wore off the nurse said if I didn't pee within 2 days to go to the ER. To help, she recommended sitting in a warm bath and peeing in there. I told her "No problem, I've been doing that since I was 2"

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I'm really pleased to see a surge of interest in Information Technology.

Some of the most popular videos on YouTube right now are about IT!

The surgeon general warns, "do not run while smoking marijuana".

It's hard on your joints.

I had surgery to become a 50p coin.

My father always said 'Be the change you want to see in the world.'

Serious Surgery

A man wakes up after a serious surgery and says,

"Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs"

The Doctor replied, "That's right, I amputated your arms!"

A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...

"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."

The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"

The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.

The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?! I will be OK, won't I!?"

The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine, it's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."

Surge joke, A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...

The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...

...but he did one on the fly.

Surgeon: "Stay calm John, it's just a little cut with a scalpel, no need to be nervous."

Patient: "Thanks Doc, but I'm not John"

Surgeon: "I know, I am"

If you're a surgeon, you bury your mistakes...

If you're a tree surgeon, your mistakes bury you.


Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."

The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."

I might not be a surgeon

but I'll take a stab at it.

After my surgery the doctor told me I could expect to wake up in pain tomorrow...

ah, back to normal that quickly? I asked

Surgeons are terrible in relationships.

They know everyone's the same on the inside.

When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed.

So the doctor she asked "What's wrong?"

"Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life.

"Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.

"You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."

I was a surgeon with bad punctuation

I got fired for leaving out a colon

I'm a surgeon/mailman

Overall I do a lot of de-livering

I wasn't sure my surgeons could handle my hepatectomy...

But they really de-livered.

Three Surgeons meet in a bar...

Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys ass and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".

Surgeon: Just relax, Michael. It's just a small surgery.

Patient: My name isn't Michael.

Surgeon: I know, my name is Michael.

Four surgeons

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."

Why a surgeon never tell a joke

It was a inside joke

I know a surgeon that puts ograns back in upsidedown

I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.

I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either

I just didn't become a surgeon

Surgery

Doctor: now normally we replace it with a glass ball, but for you we have one made out of cedar. Would you like that instead?
Patient: wood eye? Of course!

Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation.

A surgeon offers a patient his choice of two hearts for transplant.

The 1st heart belonged to a 22 year old Olympian in peak physical condition who died tragically.

The 2nd heart belonged to an 80 year old obese sedentary politician.

Without thinking twice, the patient chooses the 2nd heart.
Shocked by his choice, the surgeon asks Why did you choose that heart?

The patient responds Because I know that heart has never been used.

A surgeon friend of mine has just lost his job

After he admitted to having sex with one of his patients. I'm gutted for him as he's a cracking bloke and a bloody good vet.

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle.

So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.

A surgeon is about to perform his first surgery...

...and the patient is lying on the surgical table, waiting for the anesthetist. The doctor grabs the patient's hand and takes a deep breath.

Surgeon: "Don't worry, Richard, this is not big deal, just a few cuts here and there, and all done in less than an hour. Tonight you rest, watch the game and forget about this."

Patient: "My name is not Richard!"

Surgeon: "Oh, I'm just talking to myself."

Before my surgery the anesthetist offered to knock me out....

Before my surgery the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.

Why did the surgeon not like the movie?

Because it was the uncut version.

I did surgery on a detective today...

...it was an open and shut case.

Why was the surgeon kicked off the team?

He couldn't make the cut.

Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"

Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".

Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".

*after 500 surgeries.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".

Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".

Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".

Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".

I was going in for surgery to remove a cyst in my hand yesterday, and I asked one of the nurses if I'd be able to play piano after recovery.

She said yes!

I replied: "That's great, I've never been able to play before!"

The eyeroll I got back made me think she was thinking back over the Hippocratic oath to determine whether she could smother me with a pillow or not.

A surgeon told me I was in grave need of a brain transplant.

I refused, telling her she wouldn't change my mind.

The surgeon who performed my circumcision didn't have scalpels.

I was surprised they managed to pull it off.

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