The Best 48 Surge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surge jokes. There are some surge electric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surge influx puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surge Jokes and Puns

There's been a surge of tourists embarking on the soon to be banned Uluru climb.

I blame the climb it change.

Why do surgeons get so rich?

They always make their cut.

My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.

I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast.

Surge joke, My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died.

I saw a surgeon do a hepatectomy on a patient

I guess you could say he safely delivered him

Why couldn't the surgeon 3D print a new pair of lungs?

He ran out of tissue paper.


Power surge at A/C factory this morning...

Fans shocked.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Surge joke, What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

2 surgeons are sitting down having lunch.

They are both engaged in a conversation when all of a sudden, one of the surgeons starts laughing hysterically. A dermatologist walks over to their table to join them. He asked the surgeons, "what's so funny?" One of the surgeons replies, " you wouldn't understand. It's an inside joke. "

After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.

He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds.

Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by...

"What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist.

"Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast....

Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my

I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian.

It was a real eye opening experience

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on.

Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable.

A surgeon just removed my son's cardiac muscle.

That's disheartening.

Surge joke, A surgeon just removed my son's cardiac muscle.

I had surgery for my rectal cancer today.

Now I have a semicolon.

I went into surgery yesterday

After the anesthesia wore off the nurse said if I didn't pee within 2 days to go to the ER. To help, she recommended sitting in a warm bath and peeing in there. I told her "No problem, I've been doing that since I was 2"

How Much Did The Leper's Surgery Cost?

I don't know, but he told me it cost an arm and a leg.


I'm really pleased to see a surge of interest in Information Technology.

Some of the most popular videos on YouTube right now are about IT!

The surgeon general warns, "do not run while smoking marijuana".

It's hard on your joints.

I had surgery to become a 50p coin.

My father always said 'Be the change you want to see in the world.'

Serious Surgery

A man wakes up after a serious surgery and says,

"Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs"

The Doctor replied, "That's right, I amputated your arms!"

A surgeon goes to check on his patient after surgery and he says to her...

"Everything went fine and you'll recover completely."

The young woman asks, "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again?"

The surgeon pauses for a while and wipes a small tear from the corner of his eye.

The woman, now alarmed, asks, "What's the matter doctor?! I will be OK, won't I!?"

The surgeon smiles and replies, "Yes, yes you'll be fine, it's just that no one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out."

The surgeon really did not know how to perform quick surgeries on insects...

...but he did one on the fly.

My surgeon friend said he has my back

Though I wish he would put it back

Surgeon: "Stay calm John, it's just a little cut with a scalpel, no need to be nervous."

Patient: "Thanks Doc, but I'm not John"

Surgeon: "I know, I am"

If you're a surgeon, you bury your mistakes...

If you're a tree surgeon, your mistakes bury you.

Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."

The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."

I might not be a surgeon

but I'll take a stab at it.

After my surgery the doctor told me I could expect to wake up in pain tomorrow...

ah, back to normal that quickly? I asked

Surgeons are terrible in relationships.

They know everyone's the same on the inside.

How many surgeons does it take to give a man sight?

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed.

So the doctor she asked "What's wrong?"

"Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life.

"Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.

"You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."

One surgeon to the other

"let's cooperate"

I'm a surgeon/mailman

Overall I do a lot of de-livering

I wasn't sure my surgeons could handle my hepatectomy...

But they really de-livered.

Three Surgeons meet in a bar...

Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys ass and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".

Surgeon: Just relax, Michael. It's just a small surgery.

Patient: My name isn't Michael.

Surgeon: I know, my name is Michael.

Four surgeons

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.

The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."

Why a surgeon never tell a joke

It was a inside joke

I know a surgeon that puts ograns back in upsidedown

I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.

I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either

I just didn't become a surgeon

Surgery

Doctor: now normally we replace it with a glass ball, but for you we have one made out of cedar. Would you like that instead?
Patient: wood eye? Of course!

Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation.

A surgeon offers a patient his choice of two hearts for transplant.

The 1st heart belonged to a 22 year old Olympian in peak physical condition who died tragically.

The 2nd heart belonged to an 80 year old obese sedentary politician.

Without thinking twice, the patient chooses the 2nd heart.
Shocked by his choice, the surgeon asks Why did you choose that heart?

The patient responds Because I know that heart has never been used.

A surgeon friend of mine has just lost his job

After he admitted to having sex with one of his patients. I'm gutted for him as he's a cracking bloke and a bloody good vet.

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

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