The Best 14 Surfing Web Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surfing Web jokes. There are some surfing web jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surfing web puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surfing Web Jokes and Puns

What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?

Your keyboard.

Jokes/Puns!

1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.

2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.

3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.

4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.

5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.

6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.

Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web?

Because Browser wouldn't let him.

Why does Ganondorf hate surfing the web

There are too many Links

What does Spider-Man do on his day off?

Surfs the web


What did the spider do during its free time?

It surfed the web

What do you call a turtle that surfs the dark web?

A TORtoise

What does spiderman do on his free time?

He surfs the web

I can't keep up with all of the new terminology we have today. Did you know that it's no longer called 'surfing the web'?

Now it's called 'Porn Addiction'

Christopher has an Internet connection but cannot surf the Web.

Because he's Christopher Nolan (NoLAN).

What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web?

Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)

You can explore surfing web reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean surfing web dad jokes. There are also surfing web puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit.

When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram.

However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet.

Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surfing web jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surfing web piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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