Surfing Jokes

Funniest Surfing Short Jokes

Short surfing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surfing humour may include short surfer jokes also.

1. What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard.
2. So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out one day Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
3. Apple has announced new hardware that mounts directly to your forehead and lets you surf the internet using augmented reality glasses. It's called the iBrowser
4. Where do musical notes go surfing? On sound waves.
5. What did the spider do during its free time? It surfed the web
6. I was trying to surf yesterday The crowd wasn't too pleased. No one even waved.
7. What do you call a turtle that surfs the dark web? A TORtoise
8. What's the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
9. How do you describe an ISIS member who likes to surf? Radical, dude.
10. Does Charlie surf? No, Charlie don't surf.

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Surfing One Liners

Which surfing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surfing? I can suggest the ones about sailing and skateboarding.

1. Why does a surfing tree not drown? Because it wears Wooden Trunks!
2. Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen? Because it has microwaves
3. My girlfriend won't share her surf and turf with me... Shellfish cow
4. Why cant you surf microwaves They are too small
5. Why can't you surf on microwaves? Because they're too small.
6. Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him.
7. What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf? Charmander
8. Why does Ganondorf hate surfing the web There are too many Links
9. What's the most popular search engine in Israel? They surf the Net On Yahoo.
10. The last time Chuck Norris surfed the internet... ...he finished it.
11. What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave? Radish
12. What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band? The Bleach Boys
13. What did the TV do at the beach? Channel surf
14. What do you get when a cow bangs a lobster? Surf-n-turf
15. What does Spider-Man do on his day off? Surfs the web

Surfing Web Jokes

Here is a list of funny surfing web jokes and even better surfing web puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does spiderman do on his free time? He surfs the web
• Christopher has an Internet connection but cannot surf the Web. Because he's Christopher Nolan (NoLAN).
• What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)
• How do barmen surf the web?
  On the Gin-ternet.
• How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
• I can't keep up with all of the new terminology we have today. Did you know that it's no longer called 'surfing the web'? Now it's called p**... Addiction'

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Surfing Jokes

What funny jokes about surfing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swimming jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surfing pranks.