The Best 10 Surfers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surfers jokes. There are some surfers skateboarders jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surfers lifeguards puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surfers Jokes and Puns

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Do you know why surfers eat their food cold?

Because they don't like microwaves.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?


Wife was making Canneloni for dinner. I asked her why Canneloni is a surfers favourite dish?

Because theyre tubular, dude.

I received such a satusfying groan. Thats why i do this job.

What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows?

You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

What do you call a smelly surfers hair?

Ripe curls

I like my surfers how I like my fires...


Why do so many swimmers and surfers drown in rip currents?

Because it's short for Rest In Peace currents.

What's clear and smells like surfers?

Shark farts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surfers egyptians jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surfers bomber piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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