Surfer Jokes

• Short Surfer Jokes
• Surfer One Liners
• Surfer Dude Jokes
• Silver Surfer Jokes
• Shark Surfer Jokes
• More Surfer Jokes

Funniest Surfer Short Jokes

Short surfer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surfer humour may include short surfing jokes also.

1. Two surfer dudes are sitting in church One turns to the other and says, "DUDE! Did you know God has a name?"
   "Dude, NO WAY!!!"
   "Yahweh!"
2. If Silver Surfer and Iron man... If Silver Surfer and Iron man began working together, they'd be alloys
3. A Physicist Gets Into A Car Accident A surfer dude approaches the shattered driver's-side window and asks, "Are you hurt, man? The driver replies, "No, I'm Feynman".
4. So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out one day Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
5. Wife was making Canneloni for dinner. I asked her why Canneloni is a surfers favourite dish? Because theyre tubular, dude.
   I received such a satusfying groan. Thats why i do this job.
6. What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!
7. Why did the surfer couple break up? Because they weren't on the same wavelength
8. I dated a surfer and she laughed at me one time when I fell into the water. We weren't on the same wavelength.
9. What's a surfers least favourite household appliance? A Microwave.
10. Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?
    Hang ten dude!!

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Surfer One Liners

Which surfer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surfer? I can suggest the ones about swimmer and skier.

1. If ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys
2. If Iron Man and the silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys
3. How can you tell when a surfer dude just broke up with his girlfriend? He's homeless now.
4. Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
5. Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up. They'd be strong alloys.
6. What happened when tge Silver Surfer met Iron Man? They became alloys!
7. Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical!
8. Do you know why surfers eat their food cold? Because they don't like microwaves.
9. What did the surfer say after his legs were bitten off by a shark? what a waist..
10. Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave
11. How does a surfer cut down a tree? With a sahhhh dude
12. What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together? Alloys.
13. What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave? Radish
14. What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!
15. What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!

Surfer Dude Jokes

Here is a list of funny surfer dude jokes and even better surfer dude puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a surfer's favorite Spanish meal? Carne A-suh-dude
• So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl
• Yo yo hear me out... A surfer rooster that says "c**...-a-doodle-dude!!"

Silver Surfer Jokes

Here is a list of funny silver surfer jokes and even better silver surfer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D

Shark Surfer Jokes

Here is a list of funny shark surfer jokes and even better shark surfer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's clear and smells like surfers? Shark farts.
• What says a shark after eating a surfer? Nicely served, on a plate.

Ridiculous Surfer Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about surfer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sailor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surfer pranks.