Surfer Jokes
43 surfer jokes and hilarious surfer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about surfer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out these hilarious jokes that will have you in stitches! From Surfer Dude to Silver Surfer, these cheesy jokes have something for everyone. Whether you're a Shark Surfer or Snowboarder, or even a Sah or Feo, you'll be sure to get a kick out of these surfer jokes.
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Funniest Surfer Short Jokes
Short surfer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surfer humour may include short swimmer jokes also.
- Two surfer dudes are sitting in church One turns to the other and says, "DUDE! Did you know God has a name?"
"Dude, NO WAY!!!"
"Yahweh!" - A Physicist Gets Into A Car Accident A surfer dude approaches the shattered driver's-side window and asks, "Are you hurt, man? The driver replies, "No, I'm Feynman".
- So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out one day Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
- Wife was making Canneloni for dinner. I asked her why Canneloni is a surfers favourite dish? Because theyre tubular, dude.
I received such a satusfying groan. Thats why i do this job. - What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!
- I dated a surfer and she laughed at me one time when I fell into the water. We weren't on the same wavelength.
- I once dated a surfer chick but we had a lot of trouble communicating. Guess we weren't on the same wavelength.
- Why do so many swimmers and surfers drown in rip currents? Because it's short for Rest In Peace currents.
- When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
- What's clear and smells like surfers? Shark farts.
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Surfer One Liners
Which surfer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surfer? I can suggest the ones about skier and sailor.
- If ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys
- How can you tell when a surfer dude just broke up with his girlfriend? He's homeless now.
- Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
- Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical!
- Do you know why surfers eat their food cold? Because they don't like microwaves.
- Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave
- How does a surfer cut down a tree? With a sahhhh dude
- What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave? Radish
- What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!
- What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!
- Why did the surfer couple break up? Because they weren't on the same wavelength
- How do you know when a surfer has drowned? There's a Gnarly Wake
- I like my surfers how I like my fires... Stoked
- Why did the Surfer get lost at Sea? Cuz he never learned the alphabet.
- What did the ocean say to the surfer that wouldn't leave it alone? I need my privasea.
Surfer Dude Jokes
Here is a list of funny surfer dude jokes and even better surfer dude puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a surfer's favorite Spanish meal? Carne A-suh-dude
- So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl
Silver Surfer Jokes
Here is a list of funny silver surfer jokes and even better silver surfer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D

Ridiculous Surfer Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about surfer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golfer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make surfer pranks.
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What did the surfer say after his legs were bitten off by a shark?
what a waist..
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Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?
I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed event and some jokes would be great. The s**... assault superman one just won't fly. Many people there aren't really into super heros but some (very few) are.
My favorite so far is...
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up....they would be alloys.
Why did the surfer take off his underwear?
He wanted to hang loose for a bit! :p
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What says a shark after eating a surfer?
Nicely served, on a plate.
Why did the surfer take a nap
He was board
