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90 surface jokes and hilarious surface puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about surface that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the science behind surface area jokes and how superficial jokes can be used to find humor in a variety of situations. Learn about surface tension, Microsoft Surface, blobby crusts, and more as we explore the world of surface jokes!

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Popular Surface Short Jokes

Short surface jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The surface humour may include short faces jokes also.

  1. My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam for the surface.
  2. The Earth's surface is 70% water. That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the earth is flat.
  3. Not good at relationships My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her... instead, I swam up to the surface.
  4. What's the difference between a buoy and my ex girlfriend? A buoy can be found above the ocean's surface.
  5. My girlfriend was mad because I didn't open the car door for her. I just swam to the surface.
  6. "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature.
  7. I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface
  8. Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume
  9. U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
  10. The person who created the sign "CAUTION HOT SURFACE"... ...in braille, was an evil genius.

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Surface One Liners

Which surface one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with surface? I can suggest the ones about side and aspect.

  1. I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.
  2. Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive.
  3. What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun? An Ultra-Violet
  4. The Earth is flat Over 70% of its surface is water, and none of it is carbonated.
  5. [Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
  6. I got kicked out of Microsoft store ... I was merely scratching the Surface ...
  7. The scariest warning that you can read in braille "Poisonous surface, do not touch"
  8. What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
  9. I took a course to learn how to be a DJ It barely scratched the surface, though.
  10. I demanded a refund for my geology course It was very surface level.
  11. Girl , are you covid-19 on the surface? Coz, the chance of catching you is 1 in 10,000 .
  12. What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass.
  13. Why do priests explain the bible on surface? Because devil is in details
  14. There's still a lot to be discovered about Mars We've only scratched the surface.
  15. Dwarves may seen fine on the surface... But 6 out 7 aren't actually happy.

Earth Surface Jokes

Here is a list of funny earth surface jokes and even better earth surface puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Flat Earthers vindicated The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
  • Say what you will about flat earth theory But last time I checked all the water on the surface of the earth isn't carbonated
  • On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone. It's just Toulouse.
  • What did the Earth say to Mars when Mars killed the very first human astronauts to land on its surface? Mars! You are a m**...! You know what? You have no humanity left in you anymore!

Surface Area Jokes

Here is a list of funny surface area jokes and even better surface area puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Surface area if a circle, that is ridiculous! My teacher insists that pi r squared is how to calculate. But everyone knows that Pie are round.
    Happy pi day!
  • My n**... are about 5' tall... That's off the ground, not surface area!
Surface joke, My n**... are about 5' tall...

Sun Surface Jokes

Here is a list of funny sun surface jokes and even better sun surface puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Elon Musk announced today that SpaceX is no longer planning a trip to Mars and that lucky passengers will instead be launched directly into the surface of the sun.

Surface Tension Jokes

Here is a list of funny surface tension jokes and even better surface tension puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • We had a lesson about surface tension in science class today. It was a little over the top.
Surface joke, We had a lesson about surface tension in science class today.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about surface can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of surface puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Surface Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about surface you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean touch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make surface prank.

Whales

A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...
He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large h**... on his back.
She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed h**... herself.
Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.
Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.
Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!
He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...
As she swam off she said..."I'll h**..., I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T s**... s**...!

So Merkel, Putin and Obama walk along the beach.

Suddenly Obama mentions; "You know, our Navy submarines can submerge for 4 weeks straight!"
Putin grins and says; "Well, our submarines can submerge for 6 weeks straight, they just have to surface for the food!"
Suddenly a Submarine surfaces right in front of them, a man appears and yells "SIEG HEIL! WE RAN OUT OF BENZIN!"

A man runs into his lovers ex...

A man runs into his lovers ex-boyfriend at the bar. The ex says, "how is the old nag?" The man says, " A little banged up on the surface, but down deep, she's good as new!"

Four gay guys are sitting in a hot tub

When a c**... floats up to the surface.
One says, "Who f**...?"

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

A new spin on an old cliché

I was sitting on a team call for work. We were discussing team restructuring. The question was asked about team leaders.
My boss said, "The cream will rise to the surface."
I replied, "So will the foam. The insubstantial, shiny bits that disappear completely when placed under any load."
...I need to mute the phone more often.

I like my women like quality agronomy soil...

..good p**... to 8", bare surface, and minimal crust.

A motorist stopped at a country ford and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman. So the motorist drove into the ford and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.

"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."

Polish Space Program

The polish space program recently revealed to the UN that they were preparing to attempt the first manned space mission to the surface of the sun. When asked how they were going to accomplish this feat they answered, "We are going at night".

A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research...

he takes a sip from his doughnut.

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were cruising around in a pickup truck

As they were crossing a bridge, they lost control of the truck and it plunged into the river below. The redhead quickly opened her door and swam to the surface. The brunette's door was stuck, but she was able to roll down the window and also swam to the surface. The blonde unfortunately drowned - she couldn't get the tailgate down.

Five swedish men in a pool

The swedes were swimming and suddenly a c**... popped to the surface of the water.
Directly one of the mans asks: "who f**...?"

A builder came up to me.

He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"
"Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."

Four n**... guys are sitting in a hot tub.

All of a sudden, a c**... floats to the surface. After a few seconds of stares and silence, one of the guys asks, "Alright, who f**...?"

They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean

which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search

Two nuns are riding back to the church when one decides to take a shortcut.

The way that they turn down is an old cobblestone road. As they traverse the uneven surface that is rattling their teeth out, the one nun asked the other, have you come this way before? Of course! why do you think I come down here...

They found a cat on mars...

A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

A woman waited to find out the s**... of her baby...

After giving birth in a birthing pool, the baby floated to the surface with no arms or legs.
It's a buoy!

My wife got angry at me because I didn't hold the door open for her

....Well I was trying to swim to the surface

A group of men from San Francisco were skinny dipping...

When a c**... floated to the surface
"okay guys, who f**...?

Life was recently discovered on Mars.

NASA had recently sent more cameras to monitor the surface of Mars when they came across a creature that they had never seen before. Due to it's large ears and long tail they decided that this was some new form of feline species. However, upon closer inspection they found that this creature was not moving and in fact had large tire marks across it's back. Based on these findings NASA had but one unfortunate observation to make.
"Curiosity killed the cat"

My wife isn't speaking to me because I didn't open the car door for her...

I guess I just panicked and swam to the surface.

It's a well-known fact that the slogan at the entrance of Auschwitz was the cynical "Work sets you free". Now historians discovered what the sign at the exit read:

"Hot surface, do not touch."

My first attempts at self harming were limited to say the least.

I barely scratched the surface.

Have there been any new advances in anti-itch skin creams?

It just seems like we've only scratched the surface.

I went diving with a bunch of laundry.

It was wrapped in a waterproof bag. I went in to gaze at the beautiful sealife. When I went back to the surface I noticed some of my clothes were missing.
Let's see I had 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 9 pants prior to diving and now I have 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 3 pants.
My friend asked me
Did you see SpongeBob SquarePants?

The s**... Doo gang returns after a mystery to see that someone had keyed the Mystery Machine

Fred says it's ok gang, they only scratched the surface to this Mystery.

I have many complaints about women with kitty rings

and that's just scratching the surface

My wife says sorry

Whenever my wife does something wrong or messes up she starts tapping her fingers on the nearest surface in a strange rhythm. Eventually, after she had broken a glass, apologised and I told her it was ok she started tapping away again.
It was getting on my nerves so I decided to ask her. She said
It's my remorse code

My mom told me to wipe all surfaces in the bathroom.

When it came to the windows, I was a surface pro.

Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.

This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume

A couple goes into a bar

They rub their hands on the rough table surface and fire came up.
I guess they were a match.

I was on a date with a girl who called me shallow.

I was like Yeah, but only on the surface.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
"It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."
"That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"
"Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."
"Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."

One Bill Gates' divorce

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word. And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn't work together as Teams. On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring Finally she realized there was no Window of opportunity to stay together.

An Engineering Joke.

Putin, Biden and Merkel are sitting on a beach after a summit and argue who's country has the best engineers. Putin says: " We make submarine run underwater for 5 five years. No contact to surface." Biden says: "Thats nothing. Ours run for ten years without resurfacing." Merkel just smiles. In this moment a Uboat emerges from the depths and drives up to the beach. A hatch opens, and a man in uniform pops out. He looks at the three, raises an arm and shouts: " Heil h**...! We need fuel!"

I saw a crippled man in a wheelchair at a gas station once.

He bought a couple of scratch off lottery tickets, scratched the surface with his coin, and shouted with glee, I won ten thousand dollars! . Well I was broke, and I needed gas money to get to my shift at work. I asked the crippled man, excuse me sir? Is there any possible way I could have ten dollars, just to put into my gas tank so I can get to work? The crippled man stared deeply at me and said, you can have your ten dollars when you pry them from my cold dead hands.
And that's the story of how I got ten thousand dollars.

A Dumb Blonde goes Ice Fishing

They head out onto the ice with their bucket, fishing gear, and a big drill. As they put the drill bit on the ice surface, a voice booms out from all around:
**DON'T DRILL INTO THE ICE!**
The dumb blonde looks around fearfully and says meekly, "G-G-God? Is... Is that you?"
The booming voice replies:
**NO. THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!**

Putin, Obama and Merkel stand at the sea

Putin presents a submarine, saying: "This best russian technology! Our submarines stay 1 month under water without ever need to go surface!"
Obama smiles and says:
"This is our submarine... It can stay up to 3 months under water, no need to emerge even one time!"
Merkel stands next to them saying nothing.
Suddenly the sea is rambling and a submarine emerges next to them.
The top hatch opens and out pops and old man, raising his arm and shouting
"HEIL H*TLER, WE NEED DIESEL!"

After running his fingers over the raised Braille lettering on the surface, the blind man looked terrified

A passing man noticed this and asked him, "What did it say ?".
The blind man responded, "RADIOACTIVE. DO NOT TOUCH"

A family of moles wake up from hibernation.

They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!

Surface joke, A family of moles wake up from hibernation.

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