The Best 45 Surf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surf jokes. There are some surf beach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surf saltwater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surf Jokes and Puns

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web?

Because Browser wouldn't let him.


1. What kind of birds always stick together? VEL CROWS.

2. What is a spider's favorite thing to do? SURF THE WEB.

3. What goes around the cow but never moves? THE FENCE.

4. Why didn't cheddar cheese want to hang out with bleu cheese? BECAUSE HE HAD A MOLDY PERSONALITY.

5. Why do fish swim in schools? BECAUSE THEY CANT WALK IN SCHOOLS.

6. How do you catch a unique rabbit? YOU NIQUE UP ON IT.

Surf joke, Jokes/Puns!

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do you call a Rasta on a surf board?

Bob Gnarly

A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research...

he takes a sip from his doughnut.

Surf joke, A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research...

Why did the surfer take off his underwear?

He wanted to hang loose for a bit! :p

What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie?

Saw duude!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical!

How does a surfer cut down a tree?

With a sahhhh dude

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean

which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search

Two surfer dudes are sitting in church

One turns to the other and says, "DUDE! Did you know God has a name?"

"Dude, NO WAY!!!"


Surf joke, Two surfer dudes are sitting in church

Why does a surfing tree not drown?

Because it wears Wooden Trunks!

Christopher has an Internet connection but cannot surf the Web.

Because he's Christopher Nolan (NoLAN).

I was trying to surf yesterday

The crowd wasn't too pleased. No one even waved.

My girlfriend won't share her surf and turf with me...

Shellfish cow

Do you know why surfers eat their food cold?

Because they don't like microwaves.

How do you surf on a storm?

You ride the lightning.

What did the TV do at the beach?

Channel surf

On vacation in Hawaii, a father is learning to surf with his son

\*gurgle\* Hey, Dad! \*gurgle\* Why are you standing on me?

Hey, Son! I thought you said you were a little board?

Does Charlie surf?

No, Charlie don't surf.

What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band?

The Bleach Boys

I was surfing when I accidentally swallowed a tide pod.

I guess you could say I was on high tide while high on tide.

Why can't Gannon surf the internet?

You ever seen a computer in Hyrule?

Why did the Surfer get lost at Sea?

Cuz he never learned the alphabet.

I like my surfers how I like my fires...


How do you know when a surfer has drowned?

There's a Gnarly Wake

how do cats surf the internet?

they click on hypuuuurlynx!

Where should ypu hide from someone named charles?

The water, charlie don't surf

I got a surfboard for my wife...

Pretty good trade

How can you tell when a surfer dude just broke up with his girlfriend?

He's homeless now.

Why did the surfer couple break up?

Because they weren't on the same wavelength

How do you describe an ISIS member who likes to surf?

Radical, dude.

Billy Bob parked his rig in Florida for a few days before driving back home. He was about to dive into the surf but figured he'd better check out the alligator situation with the townsfolk. "Nope, no gators here," a local as- sured him.

Billv Bob had swum out 50 led before his
brain kicked in again. "Hey. how come there
ain't no gators in here?" he yelled back to the
guy onshore.
"Because they're afraid of the sharks," came
the reply.

What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave?


What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf?


Why cant you surf microwaves

They are too small

The Earth's surface is 70% water.

That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the Earth is flat.

Apple has announced new hardware that mounts directly to your forehead and lets you surf the internet using augmented reality glasses.

It's called the iBrowser

What did the surfer say after his legs were bitten off by a shark?

what a waist..

Surface area if a circle, that is ridiculous!

My teacher insists that pi r squared is how to calculate. But everyone knows that Pie are round.

Happy pi day!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surf nosebleed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surf swam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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