Following is our collection of funny Surely Win jokes. There are some surely win jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surely win puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
MAN, I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!
Trump may trump May. May may trump Trump.
But the steaks are huge.
Alabama needs a congressman who isn't afraid to get his hands on the issues before they get too big.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
That way even if I don't win anything, I'm always the highest bidder.
I realised it was for disabled people so I thought I had a good chance of winning
A man bursts through his front door with a look of excitement on his face. He runs to his wife.
"Honey, pack your bags. I just won the lottery!" he exclaims.
"Oh, that's wonderful!" she claps her hands, "where are we going?"
"I don't care where you go, just make sure you're out of here by tomorrow morning."
My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.
MAN, I sure am LUCKY!
I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!
He said may the best man win.
I said I'm not sure that's how this works mate.
Hey, can you pick me up from my rap battle?, It's over.
Sure, did you win?
No..no, I lost
What went wrong?
Well grandma, they saw you drop me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.
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I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so we can settle this once and for all.
I'm not sure where I came
The princess hosting the tournament said "For winning the joust, I shall reward you according to how your name sounds"
The knight replied "Are you sure milady?"
The princess answered "Of course! The previous winner, Silvers Crowne was granted a silver crown like what his name sounds. Now, tell me your name champion."
The knight proudly announced "Milady, my name is Sir Pryce Eynil!!"
2017: He can't do that... right?
2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!
sure that Hillary is going to win that he stopped at the tobacco store and bought a box of cigars. He has interviews scheduled for his new interns all day.
Being a competitive sort, I scoured my brains for my very best puns, sorting them and analysing them by punningness, and finally submitting my very best top ten puns. I was sure I would win, or at least one would make the medals table.
But unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I'm not sure if people don't sit next to me on the train because I'm black, or because I look Muslim. It's a win for me either way.
"I do."
"And do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure. My side will win."
He tells the wizard, "I have the best brains, the best heart and the best courage of anyone, but if I'm going to win this election I need to make sure that everyone knows."
The Wizard of Oz looks at him and says, "so you don't need brains, heart or courage? You just need to convince others that you have all three?
The Wizard digs around in a bag and pulls out a bumper sticker. "Here, put this on your car."
Biden 2020
He looks at his sasquatch.
I made this up at work. It's a dad-joke for sure. I googled it and found no record of it.
What do I win?
Start smoking. It leads to a quicker Death.
Bob: hey Dan wanna die?
Dan: sure
Bob: here you go
Dan:*rolls die* I win
Because for the first time in history ***nobody*** could ever be sure what values it held
Wife: Do you think we'll win the lottery this week? Other people win it all the time, so why can't we?
Husband: Sure, we have as good a chance of winning as the winners do.
And he would be sure to get the black vote.
. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."
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