The Best 12 Surefire Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Surefire jokes. There are some surefire reliable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these surefire millionaire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Surefire Jokes and Puns

Valve should be in charge of the UN...

It's the only sure-fire way to prevent World War 3.

What's a sure-fire method to figure out precisely how many grams a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

What is a surefire way to make sure your friend doesn't commit suicide?

Shoot him

Trump has found a sure-fire way to shut down TikTok

He's going to buy it and run it himself.

Want a surefire trick to break your nail-biting habit?

Take up plumbing


I've got a sure-fire way to make a small fortune through investing!

Start with a large fortune.

You'll never guess this simple and surefire way to become a millionaire!

Obtain 1,000,000 dollars

A blonde was going for a driving test for her license but was nervous as she'd failed 8 times before. After talking with her blonde friends they came up with a sure-fire plan. She was to pick a man as the driving instructor, and to use sex as a bargaining tactic in exchange for passing her

She came back disappointed though, she failed.
What happened? her friends asked.
When I was sucking him off, I crashed

There is one surefire way to get a beautiful game of baseball.

A well polished diamond.

What's a surefire way to never forget your wife's birthday?

Forget it once.

I've come up with a sure-fire way of making any woman a squirter.

Cut an artery

You can explore surefire foolproof reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean surefire sure dad jokes. There are also surefire puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the surefire contribution jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working surefire successful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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