The Best 17 Sure Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sure jokes. There are some sure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Sure Jokes and Puns

I surely hope Death is a woman

That way it never comes for me.

You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is?

It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.

Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law?

Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...

No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.

What's the surest way to turn your partner off during sex?

Close your browser.

What's a sure-fire method to figure out precisely how many grams a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

What is a surefire way to make sure your friend doesn't commit suicide?

Shoot him

What's the surest way to ruin a friendship?


'Self help' and 'help yourself' surely mean the same thing right??

The security guard didn't think so and made me put the books back.

Want a surefire trick to break your nail-biting habit?

Take up plumbing

I've got a sure-fire way to make a small fortune through investing!

Start with a large fortune.

Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name...


You can explore sure reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sure dad jokes. There are also sure puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Surely 2020 couldn't get any worse...

>!Enter the Spanish Inquisition!<

There is one surefire way to get a beautiful game of baseball.

A well polished diamond.

I mean surely you know that global warming is a huge issue in our world today right?

Don't call me Sherly!!

What's a surefire way to never forget your wife's birthday?

Forget it once.

I've come up with a sure-fire way of making any woman a squirter.

Cut an artery

The pilot's surefire technique

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sure jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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