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Funniest Sure Short Jokes

Short sure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sure humour may include short jokes also.

1. Wife was breastfeeding Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
   Me: yeah he is really milking it
   
2. If I won 298 million, I'd give a quarter of it to charity. ...I'm not sure what I'd do with the other $297,999,999.75 though.
3. TIL "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure...
   FP
4. Cashier: that'll be $19.99 Me: *pulls out a $50*
   Cashier: sorry we've been having problems with counterfeit money… Have anything smaller?
   Me: Sure! *pulls out a $30*
5. My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."
6. I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife… But I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.
7. Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.
8. I found a wallet what do i do? I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
   So I turned it into wine.
9. I asked my wife, I'm stuck on this crossword clue Overworked postman — can you help? She said, Sure. How many letters?
   Me: I'm guessing—- Too many.
10. My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN, I sure am LUCKY!
    I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!

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Sure One Liners

Which sure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sure? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Hey girl, are you a broken compass? Because I'm not really sure where I'm going with this
2. Yoda, are you sure we are going in the right direction? Yoda: Off course we are.
3. "Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?" Aaaaaaa.....
4. I'm not sure faith can move mountains... But we all know what it can do to skyscrapers.
5. Great wine is like great jazz... It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same.
6. If you talk to a spanish speaker make sure to say "mucho" It means a lot to them.
7. LPT: When Googling Gary Oldman always make sure to include the 'R'
8. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Not sure, the guy never told me!
9. So I lost my mood ring yesterday... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
10. Somebody stole my mood ring I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.
11. I heard a rumour about the Canadian Prime Minister Not sure if it's Trudeau.
12. They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
13. I'm 99% sure one of my dads is gay.
14. How do astronauts make sure their mission goes smoothly? They planet.
15. "Tony, can you spell your name backwards?" Tony: sure... y not

Sure Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sure pranks.